Grab a tissue! Nick Searcy has the scoop on the next big NYT bombshell on Marco Rubio

As we’ve been reporting all day, the New York Times has been deservedly mocked for its inane story on Marco Rubio’s past driving record.

Which brings us to Twitchy favorite Nick Searcy with his own mock-tastic take on what the New York Times has in store for Rubio on tomorrow’s front page.

Warning, you’ll need a tissue:

https://twitter.com/yesnicksearcy/status/606951810251681792

Ha!

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