It’s official: Former Massachusetts governor and current Bain Capital executive Deval Patrick is running for president:

Here’s his launch video:

Good luck, dude. The libs kind of have a thing against Bain Capital executives:

And it looks like he already has some work ahead of him. How many other state deadlines has he missed?

And conservatives, here’s a handy list of Patrick issues to start Googling:

Or maybe it’s his experience with Texaco that will really sell him to libs?

Exit question: Will he even make it to Iowa?

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