David Hogg now using sharks in an effort to sell gun control

Imagine writing this and then hitting tweet:

Imagine saying the only way to stop shark attacks is with more sharks.

— David Hogg (@davidhogg111) November 14, 2018

First up, we’d love to have a shark for self-defense while swimming in the ocean:

If I had my own personal sharks trained to fight off sharks attacking me that would be AWESOME. Preferably with lasers. https://t.co/kyooIK4w8L

— Mo Mo (@molratty) November 14, 2018

But we’re not entirely sure what he’s getting at:

#HoggLogic can be confusing at times.

So, you want to get rid of all the sharks? https://t.co/VjuamDO0Qu

— ForAmerica (@ForAmerica) November 14, 2018

Because sharks and guns are not alike. AT. ALL:

Sharks, of course, are wild animals that have minds of their own, unlike inanimate objects. https://t.co/QgxFGHGWem

— Ashley Rae Goldenberg (@Communism_Kills) November 14, 2018

So we should ban sharks?

Ban sharks! https://t.co/gdKjkQVQlP

— Drew McCoy (@_Drew_McCoy_) November 14, 2018

Because then only “criminals will have sharks,” and that sounds terrifying:

If sharks are banned, only criminals will have sharks https://t.co/YpoKUWPYHW

— Shoshana Weissmann, Regulatory Reform Muse (@senatorshoshana) November 14, 2018

It’s confusing to say the least:

Imagine saying the only way to stop shark attacks is to ban carp. https://t.co/RVyH5gPJW9

— Ben (@BenHowe) November 14, 2018

Try again, David:

Imagine thinking you made a point here. https://t.co/CuU26fC7W9

— RBe (@RBPundit) November 14, 2018

This must have sounded really smart in your head. https://t.co/nK5HDHQpsS

— Duchess of Bourbon AnnaD (@AnnaDsays) November 14, 2018

Imagine saying the only way to stop bad analogies is with more analogies… https://t.co/G8pvwHtS9d

— Rick Ingraham (@RickIngraham) November 14, 2018

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