This looks like a parody article, but it’s not:

You see, they’re not voting because “I hate mailing stuff; it gives me anxiety”:

You even have to buy stamps!

And dealing with the Post Office is just too damn hard:

Or they need instant gratification:

They’re totally OK with a society filled with informed nonvoters, or something:

Even the poli-sci major doesn’t think voting is important enough:

WHY IS NOBODY HELPING THEM!

Who wants to tell these cupcakes how much harder it gets?

Because they just don’t get it:

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