If global warming REALLY is responsible for the “soaring temperatures” experienced in some parts of the world this summer, then we can accurately say that global warming is responsible for “bigger ‘summer penises’,” RIGHT?

Hey, we’re just quoting doctors from the article, so don’t blame us:

Doctors confirm ‘summer penises’ do exist, with one saying sweating and drinking more water makes male sexual organs appear ‘bloated’.


Dr Dudley Danoff, author of The Ultimate Guide to Male Sexual Health, believes hot temperatures cause blood vessels to widen and penises to ‘swell’, adding: ‘There’s a reason people don’t take honeymoons to the North Pole’.

Good luck getting folks (at least men) to cut their CO2 emissions if this is going to happen:

More CO2!

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