I'm not sure how Los Angeles won the bid for the 2028 Summer Olympics, but if I know the International Olympic Committee (IOC), it involved a lot of corruption and bribes.
Only an organization as rotten to the core as the IOC could look at the city of Los Angeles or the state of California and say, 'This is bound to be a success.'
Since Gavin Newsom took office as governor in 2018 and Karen Bass became the mayor of Los Angeles in 2022, it is difficult to point to a single thing they have done well. California and LA are plagued by budget crises, even though they are both leftist dreamlands of overtaxation. Crime and homelessness have soared in the state and city, the schools are complete failures, businesses and residents have been driven away in droves, and that was all before we entered 2025.
Los Angeles has been the focal point of the news twice this year, and both times it was the result of a failure of leadership. First, there were the January wildfires, which neither Newsom nor Bass has taken any responsibility for. They haven't even held anyone else accountable -- except to say that the disaster was all the fault of Donald Trump and 'climate change,' of course.
But this latest news cycle should be the final straw. Newsom and Bass have not just failed to manage, but encouraged the insurrection happening on the streets of LA, complete with arson, assault of federal agents, looting, and harboring illegal criminals from justice.
There is no question in my mind: The Olympics should be stripped from the city unless both 'leaders' immediately resign in disgrace.
I am not the first one to suggest this idea. Conservative Charlie Kirk was talking about cancelling the LA Olympics back during the wildfires, and he has hinted at the same over the past week of violent mobs in the city.
The Los Angeles Olympics should be cancelled.
— Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) January 10, 2025
If you can't fill a fire hydrant, you aren't qualified to host the Olympics.
Move them to Dallas, or Miami, so the world's athletes can compete in a place capable of actually safely building and running something.
Of course, it's not that easy. Once the IOC grants the Olympics to a location, contracts are signed, there are legal obligations, and the IOC isn't likely to rescind the Games on its own. But it is not unprecedented. Denver, Colorado, won the bid for the 1976 Winter Olympics in 1970. But just two years later, voters rejected having the event there in a referendum (for the stupidest of reasons: 'environmental impact'), and the 76 Games were moved to Innsbruck, Austria.
We've seen who Los Angeles voters elect, so they aren't likely to turn down the Games, but we have a 'Trump' card in 2025. The man who authored 'The Art of the Deal.' If anyone can negotiate to have the Olympics moved to another U.S. city, it is President Trump. He can even enlist Secretary of State Marco Rubio to help him play carrot and stick with the IOC.
As Kirk pointed out in his January post, several other cities are capable of such a massive event and much more deserving, including Miami and Dallas. Atlanta and St. Louis have also hosted the Summer Olympics before. All of these cities, while still blue, have the advantage of being in red states whose governors won't watch the cities burn just for a perceived political advantage or to satisfy their TDS.
Los Angeles has disgraced itself for the final time, and it should be held accountable for that. Losing the gem of the Summer Olympics is the least of the accountability that its leaders should be forced to endure.
It can be done if the Trump administration acts quickly and has the political will to put the pressure on the IOC.
However, while I know what should happen, I am a realist, so I know that it is unlikely that it will happen.
With that in mind, if Los Angeles does get to keep the 2028 Summer Olympics, the least I can do is offer some new events that should be held, in keeping with the city's and state's 'brand.'
1. Opening Ceremonies: The Lighting of the Olympic Waymo Car
Angelinos love lighting their cars on fire (they're just 'having fun' after all). What better way to open the Games than to have all of the athletes gather in the LA Coliseum as an illegal immigrant brandishing a Mexican flag rides his motorcycle up and sets a Waymo car ablaze?
Emblematic image of the anti-American protests in LA.
— AF Post (@AFpost) June 8, 2025
Follow: @AFpost pic.twitter.com/oSsotRoB95
Multiple Waymo vehicles set ablaze here in LA pic.twitter.com/p2iVDUbEIL
— Brendan Gutenschwager (@BGOnTheScene) June 9, 2025
So moving. So emblematic of the Olympic spirit.
2. The Molotov Cocktail Toss
Finally! An Olympic event in which the athletes from the fictional country of Palestine can excel. They will be the gold medal favorites, for sure. Can anyone beat Mohamed Soliman? You'll have to tune in to find out.
This is who the Left is. Right here. pic.twitter.com/wD0GcfbEhv
— The🐰FOO (@PolitiBunny) June 1, 2025
And isn't that sweet? He's a hero to the trans community to boot!
3. The Barricade Hurdles
Antifa loves them some barricades. But we're not sure how athletic most of them are. We think this event should be added just to watch them fall on their faces to the tune of 'Yakity Sax.'
🚨#BREAKING: Rioters are now setting up barricades in the streets outside of Los Angeles City Hall. Are you guys ready to send in the Marines? This shouldn't happen in America at all. pic.twitter.com/rxbPzjme7j
— Trump Man (@trumpman77777) June 9, 2025
Aww, look. They're even pink.
4. The 100-Meter Looter Dash
It's like Supermarket Sweep on the streets of LA. The winner is the violent looter who can steal the most from the Apple Store, Cartier, and the Adidas Store in the best time. Judges are allowed to award bonus points for the most windows smashed.
Nothing shows it is truly about federal immigration policy like a looted Apple Store
— Phil Holloway ✈️ (@PhilHollowayEsq) June 10, 2025
Make no mistake:
The true purpose is anarchy and the destabilization of American society
pic.twitter.com/166kjujUSF
Those who make the podium in this event will be allowed to keep their booty.
5. Ballroom Graffiti Dance
I don't really like the 'artistic' events where the winners are determined by judges and not by a time or score, but if Los Angeles is going to have any such events, one must be dedicated to the true artists who paint vile graffiti all over the city. Judges will base all scores on three criteria: style, use of color, and who can write the most vile, hateful, anti-American messages.
I wonder the amount of graffiti vandalism is going to take place over the course of this weekend...
— Common Sense 🇺🇸 (@EngageHub1) June 8, 2025
Can already see lots of "F*** ICE!" graffiti
Not only are they violent, but the city is an absolute mess, and disgrace.
Reminder: The only time LA ever cleaned up it's city,… pic.twitter.com/SkXoUMG2kf
Closing Ceremonies: The San Andreas Fault
Let's face it. Modern-day Los Angeles is worse than Sodom and Gomorrah combined. The only way to end the Olympic Games in the city is to give it a Biblical ending.
Maybe if I earthquaked in LA today it would…help???
— The San Andreas Fault (@sanandreafault) June 8, 2025
Everyone hang on tight I’m yeeting us into the pacific for safety
— The San Andreas Fault (@sanandreafault) June 9, 2025
San Andreas is an ornery cuss (just look what he did to Mt. St. Helens recently), but we think it's soon going to be time to turn him loose on the city of Lost Angels.
What better way to end the 2028 Summer Olympics in the worst city in America?
By the way, sorry ladies. No females will be allowed to compete in the women's events. Only men in dresses will be permitted to participate in those. By order of Governor Gavin Newsom.
