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Deranged Clickbait Islamist Prays for Wrath of Allah, Gets Biblical Spanking Instead

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We usually don't like to elevate sick click-bait accounts, but in this case the couple of buck this domestic Islamist will get from us is worth it for the glorious mockery.

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This is not your usual unhinged 'The Jews have put radiation in our Falafel' rant, but it has that simultaneously neurotic and banal repetition loved by Twitter leftists.

You can picture whoever posts these sitting in a darkened room, rocking back and forth.

Twitter assumed it was pagan prayer and here beganeth the lesson.

Judging by the outcome: Prayer: DENIED

Huge, if true!

Whoopsie!

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Here's where things got fun and educational. If you don't know where that quote is from, stick around.

Another clue.

Oh that Elijah! Putting Baal worshippers in their place for 3,000 years!

One more time for the King James fans in the room.

Lots of folks saw the connection.

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The New Testament folks got in on it too.

... or Mossad. Anything is possible since the invention of the space lasers.

Don't forget to set out an extra helping of Matzoh Ball Soup for Elijah this Passover, he certainly earned it.



 

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