Monday, the ruiner of weekends, has arrived yet again. What we're not gonna do is let Monday get us down. Instead, we're going to kick off the worst day of the week with some of the funniest memes, jokes, and clips we found on Twitter/X in the past week.
Grab your favorite form of caffeine, and let's do this thing!
corporate 9-5 workers as soon as it hits 7pm on Sunday pic.twitter.com/79yuueMQUr
— ☔ (@Whotfismick) May 17, 2026
Nothing destroys a pleasant Sunday evening like remembering that Monday is nearly here.
Me trying to work out how it's Monday again already. pic.twitter.com/vWQ5weOVDc
— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) May 11, 2026
Seriously. Didn't we just do this?
Whoa🤔 pic.twitter.com/yGKXbqphNs
— ⚡OG (@Randy_Shannon) May 11, 2026
You know it's bad when a rubber toilet flapper makes more sense than most of Congress. 😂
l watched this 5 times already and can't stop laughing 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/blM2VubSj3
— BooDY🐶 (@Boody11av) May 11, 2026
LOLOLOL!
— Julia Proofreader (@ProofreadJulia) May 11, 2026
It's funny, ladies, because there's one man explaining something to a group of women.
Father’s Day is next month pic.twitter.com/1Fii0g5Wjr
— Awful Taste But Great Execution (@AwfulButGreat) May 11, 2026
Men, what's to stop you from wearing these? 😂
i thought bro married a centaur 😭😭😂 pic.twitter.com/69o5XMkhew
— R O H I T (@lwkyRohit) May 11, 2026
We're sorry about this one, but you're gonna have to click to view the photo. It's totally worth it. LOL.
A series of memes popped up this week that had us rolling. We'll share a few with you.
He’s going to the post office. Add 10 people in line who have never mailed anything in their entire life pic.twitter.com/QbWecEmFaL
— Jordanreviewsittt (@jordanreviewsit) May 11, 2026
LOL.
His streaming app needs an update. Make him have to type in his password using a tv remote pic.twitter.com/TpNGgzWkra
— GeoffinLincoln (@GeoffinLincoln) May 17, 2026
HA! That's the worst!
he’s headed to the airport. delay his flight for 3 hours as soon as he arrives pic.twitter.com/DbshXwpOpD
— greg (@gandalf_thegreg) May 13, 2026
HAHA!
He just made 2 birdies in a row. Make him hit the next tee ball 50 yards right. pic.twitter.com/GmQ1QjifmB
— BTG (@BowTied_Golfer) May 14, 2026
That's exactly how it works! 😂
“Add two more back-to-back unskippable ads for good measure.” https://t.co/LAjwSGEQUq pic.twitter.com/rc1kfiB42s
— jakob (@jpspsb) May 12, 2026
LOL. These are excellent.
“He’s behind at the office. Send him on a business trip.” pic.twitter.com/TZ3yo3x9cP
— Shape Rotator (@BitShiftRight) May 14, 2026
If you know, you know. 😂
He's getting gas. He swiped his card. Make him enter his zip code. Now his pin. Ask if he wants to apply for a credit card. Now ask if he wants a car wash. Now cancel the sale, hit him with "please see cashier" pic.twitter.com/zJk23f7Y9i
— Tim Ridgolds (@TimRidgolds) May 16, 2026
We get irrationally angry just thinking about this. 😂
They’re going to make it to church on time. Have the toddler pour orange juice down his pants. pic.twitter.com/mlTC0Zj2Ru
— Robert Sterling (@RobertMSterling) May 17, 2026
This is the way.
He’s going to the gym. Put 10 naked boomers in the locker room soon as he walks in pic.twitter.com/HAKMi6XuPf
— Jordanreviewsittt (@jordanreviewsit) May 12, 2026
LOLOLOL! We're sorry, Boomers, but it's just funny. 😂
The joke even grew into a female version.
Don’t bother checking the position of the toilet seat. Just sit down. Then blame him. pic.twitter.com/EFAixraZlU
— The Dank Knight 🦇 (@capeandcowell) May 17, 2026
Bwahaha!
— Utterly Purple (@DefiantlyFree) May 12, 2026
We like it. 😂
I think the wife is overfeeding the hummingbirds... pic.twitter.com/aaGPyBSGLl
— BuffaloRon (@BuffaloRon) May 11, 2026
Maybe just a smidge. LOL.
They had no idea who they were messing with
— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) May 12, 2026
😎 pic.twitter.com/7j5oHYRdYi
We take our Mario Kart seriously, kids. You don't want any of this.
This week also brought us the rumor that Christopher Nolan had cast Elliot (Ellen) Page as Achilles in The Odyssey. As you might have guessed, there were jokes.
"Achilles, I challenge you to open this pickle jar" https://t.co/ufZxe5l4CZ pic.twitter.com/91vT1iNYOj
— Flappr (@flapprdotnet) May 12, 2026
LOL. The pickle jar is playing the role of Achilles heel.
Christopher Nolan has allegedly cast a Trojan Zebra in "The Odyssey" pic.twitter.com/C0GL8klEUM
— Jayroo (@jayroo69) May 17, 2026
We wouldn't put anything past Hollywood at this point.
Predator, but instead of Arnold Schwarzenegger, it’s Elliot Page. pic.twitter.com/OWuAFSZ5OP
— Dr. Clown, PhD (@DrClownPhD) May 16, 2026
LOLOLOL!
Stop it. 😂
This is the kind of bold, daring, transformative casting we've been begging Hollywood for. Chris Pratt as Rosa Parks. Finally. pic.twitter.com/7qWdlvq7bu
— Forbidden HQ 🐇 (@WearForbidden) May 17, 2026
Bwahaha!
'I ain't finna move.'
We are now deceased. 💀💀💀
Moving on … and speaking of warriors …
— Spill The Memes (@SpillTheMemes) May 18, 2026
LOL. Yep.
— Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken (@woofknight) May 17, 2026
How many of you sang that?
Mike talking to his mom.
— 🦊The SLY Silver Fox 2.0🦊 (@FreedomHasWon) May 10, 2026
What a great mom. pic.twitter.com/RuvuUEzmhr
Mike Rowe's mom is hilarious, y'all! 😂
— Lloyd Legalist (@LloydLegalist) May 17, 2026
Ouch.
I told my wife I was building a model of Mount Everest. She asked, “Is it to scale?”
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) May 17, 2026
I said, “No, it’s just to look at.”
You had to know there was a dad joke coming at some point.
Every time I see an adult riding around on a children's toy I think about this video and laugh out loud again. https://t.co/42H6MpaoL9 pic.twitter.com/3wu6Wr3h5P
— Braxton McCoy (@braxton_mccoy) May 17, 2026
That scream! What?! 😂
It took me all day, but I finally finished.
— Dave † 🇬🇧🏴🇺🇸🇮🇪🎸🎶 (@daveguitarjones) May 16, 2026
A pallet I made from an old coffee table. pic.twitter.com/d3jurO47WQ
It's perfect! LOL.
Every time pic.twitter.com/YD7k3y8fJU
— Marie Isabella (@MarieIsabellaB) May 17, 2026
It's so true! Commercials for medications are the worst!
I’m so doing this….. https://t.co/9HYWZFbolc
— EducatëdHillbilly™ (@RobProvince) May 17, 2026
The man is a genius! 😂
Me making 1st payment of 50 years mortage pic.twitter.com/qtx9DMeoHK
— naiive (@naiivememe) May 15, 2026
This is what working on Monday feels like.
Our throwback comedy clip this week is this gem from Whose Line Is It Anyway.
"No, Colin... That's wrong" 💀 pic.twitter.com/IpbKR04OKe
— Liberty Pill Memes (@LibertyPillMeme) May 17, 2026
Colin Mochrie on Whose Line was a bit like Tim Conway. He went out of his way to try to make Ryan Stiles laugh, and often succeeded.
— Respectful Memes (@RespectfulMemes) May 17, 2026
Look, it's Monday. We're not gonna judge you, no matter how large the cinnamon roll is that you need to cope with the worst day of the week.
That's a wrap, friends! Struggle through. Tuesday will be here soon enough, and then we'll meet you back here in a week.
Until we meme again …
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