Someone tell USA Today the chainsaw bayonet attachment is real and it's spectacular [photo]

Now that we’re to the point where CNN’s Chris Cillizza is literally analyzing that viral photo from the G7 Summit Zapruder-style, we thought this tweet from May might make for a good palate cleanser.

Remember back in November, following the church shooting in Sutherland Springs, Texas, when USA Today decided to post a graphic of possible modifications to an AR-15 style rifle? You know: adding a handguard, a rear sight, or a chainsaw bayonet?

It took a while, but someone made it happen.

I did it! I finally did it you guys!!! pic.twitter.com/UhwYEVunL3

— St. Antonio of the Desert (@LoneStarTexian) May 31, 2018

Somebody had better alert NoRA pronto and get these things banned. (By the way, great T-shirt.)

Outstanding!!! https://t.co/uYfr87FgMD

— ? SMELLYWALMARTHILLBILLY (@tdn451) June 6, 2018

https://twitter.com/KimmyQueen09/status/1003949338752581632

pic.twitter.com/cXX2GrcAhP

— Sherry W (@tobellewiththis) June 7, 2018

Gonna be in the next Sharknado?

— Geo From Delco (@bb1wackbag) June 6, 2018

https://twitter.com/M240H/status/1004496931249324034

It’s a prototype, we’re guessing.

Ah, the "Evil Dead" chainsaw bayonet rifle attachment. To be used against zombies on "Ash" Wednesday. https://t.co/vqcCT5HWrp

— John Taloni (@JohnTaloni) June 8, 2018

Looks great! What does it do to the balance?

— (((Dr. Meeseeks))) (@DrBioCheMiker) June 8, 2018

It’s a little front heavy…

— St. Antonio of the Desert (@LoneStarTexian) June 8, 2018

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My God! Do I see a bump stock on that assault saw? I want you to go sit on the stairs until I say to get up.

— Vince Ross (@VPR53) June 8, 2018

*Fully automatic assault saw

— St. Antonio of the Desert (@LoneStarTexian) June 8, 2018

@elonmusk please mass produce this

— Captain Skeleton (@mokraz1982) June 8, 2018

WANT

— Caffeine Queen (@Philly_Hoosier) June 6, 2018

Meanwhile, in Great Britain, they’ll seize your gardening tools if you leave them sitting out.

Pretty good – but I want to see the recreational nuke pic.twitter.com/AXuLEoX96v

— SubmarineDoc (@Submarine_Doc) June 7, 2018

That would be my final form?

— St. Antonio of the Desert (@LoneStarTexian) June 7, 2018

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If you thought @USATODAY's 'chainsaw bayonet' was terrifying, check out these other #PossibleModifications https://t.co/dsUYCLSYPu

— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) November 9, 2017