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'He's running': Howard Schultz steps down from Starbucks to consider public service

CNBC reported Monday afternoon that Starbucks executive chairman Howard Schultz will be stepping down June 26 and is considering a “range of options.”

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Whenever someone steps down from a position of power to spend more time with their family, that’s a sign they’re in trouble. When someone steps down from a position like this only to say he’s considering a “range of options,” well …

At least he’s left a legacy at Starbucks — as the guy who said everyone’s a customer whether they make a purchase or just shoot up in the restroom.

OK, we won’t.

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That was terrible.

Better.

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Polling shows that Democrat voters are still clinging bitterly to either Joe Biden or Bernie Sanders for president, so why shouldn’t another rich white guy give it a shot?


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