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Twitter holds emergency intervention for Deadspin writer utterly owned by Ted Cruz: 'I didn't get owned'

As Twitchy reported, Sen. Ted Cruz sunk an epic slam dunk on Deadspin Tuesday when he responded to the site’s call for a photo of him playing basketball with … a photo of him playing basketball. (OK, not really: that was Duke’s Grayson Allen doing Cruz’s stunt work, but the game-winning two-pointer went to Team Cruz, no doubt about it.)

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Whoever was tweeting from @Deadspin must have been temporarily disoriented by the impact of the ball, desperate to respond with a witty rejoinder but only managing, “Go eat sh*t.”

The writer of Deadspin’s piece, Ashley Feinberg, refused to hit the showers and instead repeated her call for “actual” photographic submissions of Ted Cruz playing basketball, because, yeah, those will be even more entertaining after tonight.

https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/824057816063377410

Oh, and just to clarify one thing, everyone: Ted Cruz did not “own” Feinberg, all right?

https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/824057176864026624

https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/824058969404690433

https://twitter.com/KPL2383/status/824061044142276608

https://twitter.com/ed_grimly/status/824071010580393985

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https://twitter.com/sirensoIiIoquy/status/824068571001135105

https://twitter.com/leistomania93/status/824064511225241600

https://twitter.com/AthenaTweets/status/824070848562597888

https://twitter.com/MarvinSipowicz/status/824073301446246400

https://twitter.com/thecivilcomment/status/824080280763895810

https://twitter.com/byrdinator/status/824066726761529344

https://twitter.com/Roscommunist/status/824059079547092992

https://twitter.com/jakeduhaime713/status/824063345628250112

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https://twitter.com/HeaterForsberg/status/824066697124528128

https://twitter.com/DavidTHogan/status/824069209869062145

Keep those submissions coming.

https://twitter.com/Pat_Elder/status/824068262447067136

https://twitter.com/TBCJay/status/824070999486451712

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Update:

Ease up on that poor girl, Twitter. If you want to pick on someone, how about Deadspin’s “actual editor,” i.e., the person who should have nixed the piece in the first place  … if you think you’re man enough.

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https://twitter.com/timmarchman/status/824076992060522497

https://twitter.com/timmarchman/status/824078802292719617

It doesn’t look like anyone’s complaining, except for those who got owned by Ted Cruz.

https://twitter.com/timmarchman/status/824097480883183616

 

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