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White House petition urges President Obama to join Bear Grylls in traditional drinking of own urine

As Twitchy reported, President Obama is planning to “hone his survival skills” on a reality show that PETA has condemned as both “sexist” and “speciesist.” We’re not sure if the president is a regular viewer of “Running Wild with Bear Grylls,” but those who are know that drinking his own urine is standard survival procedure for Grylls.

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A clever Brooklyn resident decided to start a petition today on the White House’s “We the People” site demanding that President Obama follow suit.

https://twitter.com/KarinaReissmann/status/638447867426947073

The full text of the petition reads:

President Barack Obama is scheduled to meet with Bear Grylls during his visit to Alaska, who will give the president a “crash course in survival techniques.” If there’s one thing we all know about Bear Grylls’ techniques, it’s that they mostly involve drinking his own urine. And so: We ask that Obama do the right thing and drink his own urine during a taping of “Running Wild with Bear Grylls.” For science. The people demand it.

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The petition, which was just posted, is about 99,938 signatures short of being ignored anyway, but it’s fun to imagine. Come to think of it, someone should start a petition demanding that Grylls stop drinking his own urine.

Grylls is anticipating his meeting with Obama won’t come to down to such desperate measures, and we’re pretty certain it won’t.

 

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