Dr. Michael Eric Dyson’s claim that Attorney General Eric Holder is “the Moses of our time” was met with an initial wave of shock and disbelief, which Twitchy handily chronicled, along with video proof that we weren’t hearing things. The Twitterverse was quick to correct comedian Chris Rock’s delusion that the president is like “our boss” and “the dad of the country,” and it wasn’t about to let Dyson off easy on his claim that Holder — or any attorney general, ever, for that matter — is the nation’s “chief lawgiver.”
God: May I speak with thee?
Moses: Sure. Off the record.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) May 30, 2013
Moses: I bringeth thee God's law, graven into these Tablets.
The Crowd: Share God's law with us!!!
Moses: Sure. Off the record.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) May 30, 2013
The Crowd: What hath God to say of coveting thy neighbor's phone calls and emails?
Moses: Off the record– it's complicated.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) May 30, 2013
Moses: We have all sinned, even I!
The Crowd: You have sinned, Moses?
Moses: Yes. I read about it in the Washington Post.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) May 30, 2013
Moses: Behold, the law of God!
The Crowd: Why doth these graven tablets have every third word blacked out, as if in redaction?
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) May 30, 2013
Moses: Hear me! Pharaoh is a co-conspirator with Satan!!
The Crowd: Really?!
Moses: Off the record– not really. I said it for effect.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) May 30, 2013
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Eric Holder is Moses? Okay, let's see him part Washington's sea of red ink. #ifthereisonemoreplagueonmypaycheck
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 30, 2013
Fake Eric "Moses" Holder quote: Hey, Obama, let the journos go.
— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) May 30, 2013
https://twitter.com/AndTheRest/status/340251498992779265
At least Moses didn't blame the bush. #Holder
— Razor (@hale_razor) May 30, 2013
@michellemalkin Hmmm … Moses parted the waters and Holder shredded the Constitution. #tcot
— William Brown (@BillinSDCA) May 30, 2013
@DavidLimbaugh @nsaidian @benshapiro Holder's boss puts Moses to shame w/ his ability to "divide"
— NoToTheMark ⭐️⭐️⭐️ ?? (@ljcambria) May 30, 2013
https://twitter.com/RickMoore/status/340259801357484032
Moses: led his people out of Egypt. Holder: turned his country into Venezuela.
— John Hayward (@Doc_0) May 30, 2013
Eric Holder IS like Moses. They both used their staffs to target their enemies. Also, their staffs were snakes.
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) May 30, 2013
https://twitter.com/AndTheRest/status/340253643834011649
I know this guy is an ideologue that no one has ever heard of but I can't help but feel embarrassed on his behalf. http://t.co/vTafSg1Det
— (((Jason Rantz))) on KTTH Radio (@jasonrantz) May 30, 2013
@danheyden proving Michael Eric Dyson has no idea who Moses was, what he did, or why. And that he's an idiot.
— Andrew Colclough (@wtc) May 30, 2013
Georgetown, where Dyson teaches sociology, isn’t the only school that comes out of this looking bad; guess what Dyson studied at Princeton?
https://twitter.com/JayCaruso/status/340258156900909058
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