New York City has all sorts of laws restricting your right to purchase and carry a handgun, but say someone sets off a nuke (President Eric Swalwell, maybe). We’re not sure why New York City’s Emergency Management Department went with the green-screen treatment here, but they thought they’d better put together tips on what to do if there’s a nuclear attack. There are just three steps: get inside, stay inside, and follow whatever media hasn’t been knocked out by the blast.

You’ve got a department with nothing to do and a TV studio at your disposal … might as well get to work on that nuclear attack PSA.