Creepy porn lawyer Michael Avenatti will never face historical obscurity as long as Twitchy is around because we’ll take any opportunity to post that picture of him with CNN’s Brian Stelter, who was talking with him about his 2020 presidential run.
Politico Magazine’s Ruby Cramer has an extensive piece out Wednesday stemming from an interview with him over “several days this fall.”
We love "rise and fall" stories. In The Trump era, no one had one more severe than the man on home confinement in a small two-bedroom in Venice, Calif. But what happens after these stories end? New in @POLITICOMag, on the loved and hated Michael Avenatti: https://t.co/p7qyekYsue
— Ruby Cramer (@rubycramer) December 22, 2021
— Dr. Super👏Straight FJB. (@geophilly21) December 22, 2021
Cramer notes that Avenatti is facing two and a half years in prison after being found guilty of extortion. He’s currently under house arrest and wears an ankle monitor. She writes:
The last time he drove a race car, his most beloved and expensive habit, was 1,411 days ago. The last time he had a Grey Goose martini (up, two olives) and a New York strip at Craig’s, his preferred hangout in West Hollywood, was 709 days ago. The last time he wore his five-figure Patek Philippe Nautilus watch, before it was seized by the government, was 708 days ago. The last time he talked to his former client, Stormy Daniels, was February 2019. The last time a reporter asked him about running for president was March 24, 2019, the Sunday before his arrest. The last time he saw his parents was Thanksgiving 2019. His Twitter account, where he once held the attention of nearly 900,000 followers (now 680,000), sits frozen in September 2018: In the video that plays on loop in his last pinned tweet, he is on MSNBC, attacking the president and his party: “They want to make me the issue.”
Poor guy.
‘Have I Hit Bottom?’: Michael Avenatti Confronts a Life After Trump
LOL Trump broke him.https://t.co/4L6rP238aE
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) December 22, 2021
Merry Christmas, Michael Avenatti pic.twitter.com/GmDiYSxK3A
— Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) December 22, 2021
This may be the best sentence in the entire article. pic.twitter.com/dULpGL2bB3
— Michael (@__m0st__) December 22, 2021
— MIKEYOZPK15 (@MikeyOZPK15) December 22, 2021
Wait, isn't he supposed to be organizing his 2024 run for POTUS?!
I repeatedly heard from reliable sources (@CNN, @MSNBC, @NYTimes, @HuffPost) that he's the most qualified, moral, experienced person for the job.
What gives?
— Jon Sutz (@JonSutz) December 22, 2021
We need to actively search out all corrupt lawyers and work diligently to get all of them to this point…
— Old guy who still believes in America (@TimothyKerby) December 22, 2021
We can’t miss him if he never goes away.
— Opinionated Witch🧙 (@opinionwitchy) December 22, 2021
Rock bottom?
If you have to ask….
— Frank Tastic (@RawDogFrank) December 22, 2021
Clue: if you’re sitting on a roof, in a velour top, trying to look contemplative, the answer is yes. Very much, yes.
— Momdalorian (@Momdalorian2) December 22, 2021
He’s up on a roof so clearly he knows what he’s doing.
— Avery Froh Pureblood (@AveryFroh) December 22, 2021
Why he sitting on his roof like an ass clown?
— DR. MSC. JD. MBA. Cat/Dog (@tcbusd) December 22, 2021
As Trump would say, what a loser.
— IntrepidResearch (@intrepidinfo) December 22, 2021
Is Avenatti still running? #Avenatti2024
— Dems blame Manchin for everything! ~ Signpost365 (@signpost365) December 22, 2021
Sure doesn’t look like a neighborhood he would live in if he had all the money he supposedly did.
— Eli Marty (@EliMarty3) December 22, 2021
The “feel good” article of the Christmas season!
— Stephe96 (@Stephe96) December 22, 2021
Living the life in Venice
— The Sinking Titanic (@TheSinkingTitan) December 22, 2021
Who was this guy again?
— Fanged (@FangedWw) December 22, 2021
😆🤡😆🤡😆🤡😆🤡😆🤡
— Midwest Morpheus (@JimDandy1977) December 22, 2021
Hey I’m IMPORTANT!! pic.twitter.com/W7Z5urqcuV
— Patriotprov2.0 (@patriotprov2) December 22, 2021
“Confronting life after Trump” 😂
— Take Your Country Back (@Fight4Freedom02) December 22, 2021
— Cathy A. Salazar (@LvlyWords) December 22, 2021
— Moved to Florida (@not_retired) December 22, 2021
Self created circumstances, he did this to himself, he made the choices in his life that brought him to his present circumstances. I have no sympathy for him.
— RayneNTruth† ~ God is King, not government ! 🇺🇸† (@RayneNGrace) December 22, 2021
— Ed Kravitz (@socaljohnmyer) December 22, 2021
Basta!
— Hamza Khan (@coolillboi) December 22, 2021
POLITICO is the bottom of the dumpster.
Yes, you finally made it.
— Kut it Out (@Videoscare) December 22, 2021
Read the whole thing if you’re interested in a tongue-bath of a convicted felon.
Related:
Drew Holden’s mega-thread on Avenatti coverage casts shame on ‘media bias gone awry’ https://t.co/40HDpsOkDX
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) July 9, 2021
