First things first: we have no time for conspiracy theories like PizzaGate and QAnon. People believe some weird stuff out there, and entire cable news networks have used their power to force some of their purveyors off of social media, so dangerous/hilarious are their ideas.

With that said, get ready for the second biggest scandal you’ll see in the media today: a pastry chef at President Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort has been uploading photos of her creations with the #qanon hashtag.

Now if she were an illegal immigrant working at Mar-a-Lago, the New York Times would have already dispatched a reporter and a photographer to do some glamour shots to go with the front-page story of her exploitation. But no, she just seems to be a QAnon conspiracy theorist. Wait, should we have ended that sentence with an exclamation point?

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