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Who's up for more Armageddon? Apple to hire 20,000 workers, Dow tops 26,000

We wonder if Rep. Nancy Pelosi ever, even for a second, regrets describing the Tax Cuts and Jobs Act as “the end of the world” and “Armageddon.” Eh, probably not — after all, all of those bonuses being paid out are just pathetic “crumbs.”

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So, maybe that estimate of 15,000 a year killed by the GOP tax cut was a little off, or maybe we just haven’t seen the effects yet. Frankly, we’ve been distracted from the body count by recurring news stories like this one:

https://twitter.com/caseymatzke/status/953733790391721984

https://twitter.com/amandacarpenter/status/953697518826684425

Even Piers Morgan can’t deny this is good news.

In other business news, the Dow Jones Industrial Average closed above 26,000 points for the first time.

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Any time we hear about stocks hitting record highs, we think of this:

It never gets old.

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Update:

Watch where you step … more crumbs are piling up:


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Oh, the HUMANITY! Nancy Pelosi takes the prize for HOTTEST tax reform take

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