It’s easy enough to overlooks typos, except when they’re front and center and this funny. Saturday’s Times Daily out of Florence, Alabama, says that the Republican Party is facing some internal conflict over something called “sex clams.”
Pay your copy editors. pic.twitter.com/QiwFSszE0f
— Benjamin Freed (@brfreed) November 11, 2017
There are unfortunate spelling errors, and then there's this. pic.twitter.com/hOct23xDBQ
— Ben Jones (@BW_Jones) November 11, 2017
Fake news.
I know of no party that is divided over sex clams. https://t.co/ulWl1f1oWI
— Sean Agnew (@seanagnew) November 11, 2017
Disgraceful that we Americans cannot unify over sex clams https://t.co/vaO6J3Xbqu
— Dan Kois (@dankois) November 11, 2017
Honestly, there’s less division over the sex clams than I thought there would be. 80% of the party still backs sex clams. https://t.co/w3nSVzztvs
— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) November 11, 2017
Alabama's beaches can advertise something new: sex clams to bite you. https://t.co/R9PjWNPdRf
— Erick Erickson (@EWErickson) November 11, 2017
Fishy. Very fishy. https://t.co/ozRK2wxDSV
— Incorrigible FCA (@ImIncorrigible) November 11, 2017
No wonder newspapers are floundering. https://t.co/iBc7LdlXVp
— Suzanne Rent (@Suzanne_Rent) November 11, 2017
GOP must be real shellshocked rn 😐 https://t.co/a6TtApgDNR
— April Siese 💀 (@ayetalian) November 11, 2017
I did hear something about oysters being aphrodisiacs, but this is next-level. https://t.co/yAzXTnHwMq
— Bennett D. Bennett (@TheAcecapade) November 11, 2017
@FTVLive Shucks https://t.co/LaYcau54zk
— Diamond Joe (@ItsDiamondJoe) November 11, 2017
I for one am against sex clams https://t.co/KPwoOMP6Id
— FilmLadd (@FilmLadd) November 11, 2017
There is only one stance to be taken on sex clams: anti. Very, very anti. We can all unite on this. https://t.co/ypcHhdOsZo
— Cody Worsham (@CodyWorsham) November 11, 2017
Sex Clams is my new highly divisive metal band. https://t.co/AXnueygRK6
— The Omnivore (@OmnivoreBlog) November 11, 2017
Wait until they hear about the stuff the oysters have been doing. https://t.co/Ekfz5O1MQr
— Fred McCormick (@FMcCormickBMN) November 11, 2017
We adults often call them vaginas, but have at it. https://t.co/tGykvzDtmt
— Amy Alkon (@amyalkon) November 11, 2017
A curious mistake for a newspaper published in Mussel Shoals. https://t.co/4dchOWdgW7
— Adam Bonin (@adambonin) November 11, 2017
Someone needs to flex their editorial mussels https://t.co/LGGbqxQyCi
— MarcyJMiller (@MarcyJMiller) November 11, 2017
Worst dinner party ever https://t.co/SXbIYWFdIz
— Mike (@Perronaldinho) November 11, 2017
Party is over when the sex clams show up. https://t.co/3mp7K3a6mG
— Marc Morehouse (@marcmorehouse) November 11, 2017
I usually don't like to turn my nose up at any food offered to me. I may have to make an exception for this. https://t.co/fVgrgUCSZx
— Birmingham BravesFan (@bhambravesfan) November 11, 2017
Sounds like a heck of a party, don't wanna be shellfish but that's a hard pass. https://t.co/PLEZrX9qVk
— Dave Mayo‽ (@pobocks) November 11, 2017
Any marine biologists care to weigh in on this? https://t.co/yyXRjfm8Qd
— Joe Whelan (@JoeWhelanTV) November 11, 2017
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