Twitchy readers know that Laura Loomer has been teasing the #DeSantisFiles for several weeks.
That is fine, she is perfectly within her rights to support one person over another but this particular line of attack is just weird.
The latest thing that is supposed to make you hate DeSantis is Casey’s name, and the fact that they got married at Disney.
Did you know that Casey DeSantis’s real name isn’t Casey?
It’s Jill.
True story.
She and Ron DeSantis got married at Disney too. Weird for a guy who always likes to play tough guy with
his Disney Donors.Everything about Jill and Ron is fake.
— Laura Loomer (@LauraLoomer) February 13, 2023
The tweet makes it seem like there is a big secret and Casey changed her name for some nefarious reason, but Twitter users added context to the tweet and it made it hilarious.
CASEY IS HER NAME, it just happens to be her middle name.
The fact-check under this is fricking hilarious. Twitter even loves CASEY DeSantis going by CASEY DeSantis. 😆😂😂 https://t.co/3ZlMwbO1Ur
— Kristi (@TheyCallMeNans) February 14, 2023
It is great! The fact check was the cherry on top of this amazingly funny cake.
Let's be fair, the DeSantis's were married in 2009. Long before Disney became woke. What are they supposed to do? Get a divorce and re-married at a non woke venue?
— Michael 🇺🇸 (@VBcoachInCali) February 13, 2023
Disney has been ‘woke’ for a very long time, but in 2009 it was not noticeable and they could not change where they were married just because Ron became governor! Governors have a lot of power but we are pretty sure time travel is not one of them.
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You mean to tell me someone went by their middle name?! Shocked!!!!
Also, how horrible that DeSantis loved Disney enough to get married there, and then would go against them for the public good.. it’s almost like he puts the people he governs above his own self interest! What a… https://t.co/PtLuV5jbQk
— Britt 🧂 (@TweetsByBritt) February 14, 2023
Exactly! As we said Loomer has every right to paint anyone she sees as competition in a bad light, but the only thing this tweet does is make Loomer look like she did not do enough homework before tweeting.
Thank God you were allowed back on Twitter or we might not ever have known this.
— 🫃🏼💉🇺🇦Hollaria Briden, Esq. (@HollyBriden) February 13, 2023
How would we ever be able to live with ourselves? We know we will sleep better after knowing that Casey DeSantis uses her middle name…
Savage. I don’t know how she can recover. The fact that she uses her middle name? Disqualifying.
Next, we need to posthumously impeach Teddy Roosevelt and Grover Cleveland. pic.twitter.com/AO2qcxRjcn— Redacted (@FederalistJC) February 13, 2023
Don’t forget Mitt Romney. His use of his middle name means he should resign IMMEDIATELY!
The "dirt" you have on the First Lady is that she goes by her middle name?
And they got married at Disney before he was governor? pic.twitter.com/nUCpmy6Mpf
— 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗠𝗲 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝘁𝗮 (@txsalth2o) February 13, 2023
She was serious. We think that Laura thought since nobody likes Jill Biden finding out Casey’s first name was Jill would have a negative effect but it just made us all laugh.
This is dumb. You’re above this.
— John Cardillo (@johncardillo) February 14, 2023
It is dumb. She obviously is NOT above it.
🚨 🚨 Ron DeSantis is also using a fake name. His real first name is RONALD https://t.co/HyQAiLFeVj
— Just Mindy 🐊 (@just_mindy) February 14, 2023
Look out. Ron is a faker too. These two with their fake names. What are we gonna do about them?
It’s literally her middle name therefore it is her real name. Don’t you have some 50 year old tires to pretend got slashed or something? Next up guy called Bob is really named Robert. News at 11! https://t.co/G4AVjnQ8Rp
— takashi I hate everything yamamoto (@drunkenalpaca) February 14, 2023
That one cut deep. LOL
This totally tears it. I'm voting for Trump… https://t.co/7y405qYqvx
— Dean, a threat to democracy, in Waukesha ✝ (@deaninwaukesha) February 14, 2023
We are in no way trying to tell anyone who or who not to vote for in the primaries, we are just saying that acting like using a middle name is a deal-breaker is not the way to push people to Trump. We do not even think Trump would think that was a good move.
Laura Loomer…IF THAT’S YOUR REAL NAME!!!🤪 https://t.co/NTOTeiJxKP
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) February 14, 2023
Her real name is Laura Elizabeth Loomer and we feel like she is lying to us all by not using her ENTIRE name at all times.
Look, Beth can we call you Beth since your middle name is Elizabeth?
We are all for you supporting Trump with everything you have, just make the attacks worth our time to read and not just for the jokes.
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