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Facepalm: Jill Kelley wants diplomatic protection

The Tampa socialite who tipped feds off to David Petraeus’ affair is now calling 911 to see if she can get “diplomatic protection.” Jill Kelley apparently placed one of several 911 calls from her residence reporting trespassers and asking if her status as an honorary consul general of South Korea (a what?!) granted her any sort of protection detail.

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Can this story get any more sordid and bizarre?

Wait, don’t answer that….

https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedAndrew/status/268488773128564736

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Todd Starnes retweeted this little zinger.

Good point. Sad, but good point.

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