Who wakes up in the morning and thinks, “How can I best support the sitting president’s bid for reelection? Eureka! I’ll shimmy into a skin-tight latex ballot with Mitt Romney’s name emblazoned on the crotch!”

Katy Perry, that’s who.

The “Teenage Dream” singer proudly strutted her Obama cultist couture at the president’s “block party” last night in Las Vegas. Because nothing says “serious and informed voter” like a rubber ballot dress. (OK, maybe Madonna had her beat with her Obama tramp stamp.)

Thanks, genius. We weren’t sure your appearance at an Obama rally was quite enough indication that you were voting for President Pop Star.

Boy, it’s a good thing she checked off Obama’s name!

Sigh. Cue the obligatory hanging chad jokes.


Helpful hint: Stay away from the Halloween stores today. We’re betting thousands of libs are desperately trying to return their Big Bird, binder and bayonet costumes this morning.

But it gets weirder (and more humiliating for Perry):

“I kissed an Obama sticker and I liked it”?

Perry finished off the night with a swoon for President Eye Candy.

Sure, he gave her a shout-out. But does Perry really want to put the president’s familiarity with her music to the test?

  • Tony Flores

    All boobs, no brains

    • Clayton B

      talk about a stuffed ballot ‘box’…

  • Dandee

    And Mitts name is covering her other Ladyparts, classy….not

  • 13strigoi

    Luckily her core demographic cannot legally vote. But I suppose she has to support Obama given her er…love for Sesame Street: http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6313242/katy-perry-puppet-sex-with-deanna-russo

  • Mike

    How can anyone support Obama who is an accessory to murder (as is Clinton) for watching and leaving Americans and our military out to die. Sick!

  • Jack Deth

    I guess Zero is going low-rent.
    Couldn’t afford higher class, more expensive talent.
    Hope Ms. Perry got her check up front and cashed it quickly!

    But, I digress.

    Are those Stick on Letters?
    Like the kind you find at Lowe’s or Home Depot?
    And are they arranged correctly to form words that are spelled correctly?

  • precursor

    Who is she?

    • TwitWit

      some girl who kissed another girl, she liked it, but it turned out to be Russell Brand, so she stopped liking it… long story short.. a nobody.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_MVB7D2KTCEW6NQCZ3JQMOHPFOU V.L.

        I like how you skipped that she is a singer … you must’ve heard her singing live;)

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002109532283 Jillane Kent

        Don’t forget her humanitarian work on all those Proactive commercials…

    • brianmouland

      A set of boobs who thinks she can sing

    • Hello Jerry (D)

      A 1%er twit.

  • TwitWit

    “The PRESIDENT gave grandma and I unforgettable shout outs..” Then grandma smacked me for being 28 and writing like a 4th grader.

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  • Paul

    Well guessing by where his name was strategicly placed on the dress it does prove that Romney supports lady parts (literally) Romney/Ryan by a landslide.

  • GoSellCrazySomeplaceElse

    Katy Perry will be a lesbian soon. Her horrible taste in men, Russel Brand, Obama and others will cause her to switch sides. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

    • http://www.youravon.com/kelliealexander Kellie Alexander


  • HowdyTexas

    It never ceases to amaze me why stars and starlets try so hard to alienate half of their fan base …but only do it once they become famous.

  • RosiesSeeingRed

    I guess that’s her interpretation of voting with her lady parts.

    • spawnio

      That was a good one Rosies

  • http://www.facebook.com/karry.foster Karry Foster

    What a shame… Katy Perry used to be one of my favorites. When will entertainers learn to quit mixing entertainment with politics?

  • Political Liars

    Another career about to come to a screeching halt, lol

  • $24835958

    Didn’t she get dumped by her comedian husband, and recently realized she has been dating a psychotic who went on to kill his landlady? Is she really a good judge of character?

  • Jack Deth

    Is it just me? Or are Ms. Perry’s back-up singers and dancers in pleated skirt, little school girl outfits also wearing knee pads with their hooker heels?

    And, am I going to Hell for noticing this?

    I don’t know what kind of ‘look’ was trying to be attained, but it ain’t working!

  • https://twitter.com/Guy_Montag_OG Guy_Montag_OG

    Ms. Perry is obviously a racist. Only racists wear latex.

  • Snoop87432

    It takes a special kind of idiocy to use fleeting pop status to push America into Grecian bankruptcy #shutup

  • writer59

    Yay, Katy Perry totally rocks and she said I should like totally vote for Obama because he gave her a shout out! So like I’m living in my mom’s basement and even though I have a degree, I can’t find a job, and I’ll be paying off Obama’s debt for like the rest of my life, but hey, Katy Perry, so yeah, I’ll vote for Obama. Her success and happiness is like so much more important than mine.

    I’m so grateful my four daughters don’t fall for this moronic American Idol style of voting for president. If Katy Perry cared at all about her fans, she wouldn’t be telling them to vote for free birth control, unemployment and debt.

  • Kele Johnson

    Dear Katy Perry – “The PRESIDENT gave grandma and ME unforgettable shout outs.” “I” is a nominative pronoun and is used as a subject of a sentence or clause, while “me” is an objective pronoun and used as an object. I learned this in elementary school. I guess you were absent that day? #GrammarMatters

    • http://www.facebook.com/matt.robinson.75 Matt Robinson

      i hate hollywood libs as much as the next guy. but do you think she cares in the least about your silly grammar lesson? at the end of the day she could still come buy your whole street for fun, and has an amazing life. online grammar correction is the most pretentious, liberalesque thing you can do. we know we can speak well, let them be ignorant. im pretty sure she can talk however she wants without it hurting her. Just look at rappers….jesus, you would have a stroke if they opined on politics more!

  • Burt Zerker

    She is just another entertainer/airhead. She has tons of her own personal problems. She married a bisexual drug addict,.only to divorce him 1 year later? She didn’t see that coming? The typical good judgment from the left.

  • stuckinIL4now

    Katy Perry will wear anything to get attention, won’t she? That stupid girl hasn’t much of a fashion sense.

  • http://www.youravon.com/kelliealexander Kellie Alexander

    maybe a cheap shot, but idk if i’d be all that excited that grandma was my honored guest. ?

  • orringtonmom (D)

    hey, this isn’t a shock, she dresses weird and of course she’s a liberal. maybe the dress makes her think she already voted… you never know.

    she dressed much nicer for her performance of ‘firework’ with Jodi DiPiazza… youtube it and bring tissues.

    or here: http://youtu.be/QX-xToQI34I


    Romney Dangerfield Endorsements: Lindsay Lohan, Stacey Dash, Kid Rock, Jenna
    Jameson and Nicki Minaj
    Pres Obama: Colin Powell, Katy Perry, Ultra Morman Salt Lake Tribune


    Mitt Romney, your toast is almost ready. Just please keep talking

    • boogabooga58

      I’m sorry, did you just claim that an endorsement from Katy Perry is a GOOD thing?

    • hankswenson

      You forgot Obama endorsements by Hugo Chavez, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Fidel Castro, Vladimir Putin and Honey Boo Boo.

      • EEKman

        HAHA I know right and Colin Powell too. I mean why should we respect him right? HE knows nothing about foreign policy. And hes black!

    • http://www.facebook.com/matt.robinson.75 Matt Robinson

      and lohan retracted support for Mitt. Lucky O

    • http://www.facebook.com/matt.robinson.75 Matt Robinson

      and Colin Powell. War hero? Yes. Great man? yes. Liberal? YES. big surprise there. what, next youre going to be touting the support of Robert Redford and Jane Fonda? wow, those are big ones, didnt see that coming. next

      • EEKman

        HAHA I know right! Up is down and down is up. Colin Powell calls himself a moderate Republican! Haha yeah right those dont exist! WE all became extreme zealots after 2010 everyone knows that! Hahaha stooge!

    • Hello Jerry (D)

      Dream on, troll boy!

  • spawnio

    Another example of a horrendous looking liberal, and I have a cat that sounds better, she looks to be in alot of pain.

  • Tanker74

    Well, folks should have known she wasn’t too bright after she married Russell Brand.

  • Aiken_Roo

    BO brings out Katy Perry and only 13,000 people showed up. From here it looks like they are both hazbins.

  • Dio Heerai

    ACORN tried to stuff her in a ballot box as 100 votes for Obama. lol

  • http://twitter.com/KateJac74919039 Kate Jackson19539

    And remember she WAS married to Russell Brand…and couldn’t keep him in line, so yeah, vote for Obama because this Hollywood divrocee says it’s cool!

  • Kent Barcus

    It’s so, like, who really NEEDS Oprah when you got Kary Perry, huh??

  • http://twitter.com/AmericanVet3 Doug C DAV

    Lmao, Katy Perry just blocked me for respectfully disagreeing with her choice in Candidates.

  • TocksNedlog

    Well, ya know — tonight it was Chad hanging onto that spot.
    Tomorrow it will be Gary; next day it will be . . . (well, probably not Russell).

  • TocksNedlog

    Fret not, fellow Romney supporters!
    It isn’t like any of her fans are old enough to vote.

  • News Reporter

    RACIST DRESS. The box marked for Obama is filled in BLACK. Romney’s is WHITE. Katy Perry is a racist.

  • News Reporter

    I was getting my hair clipped at a local salon school. We overheard a woman talking about famous people that entered her little store in Florida. She said a few were jerks and some were exceptionally nice people. I asked the girl doing my hair what she thought about doing a famous person’s hair…. the first thing she said was, “I would never work on Katy Perry. She is the ugliest woman without makeup. I’d throw up on her scalp.” I died laughing. She pulled out her smart phone, then pulled up a picture. Katy Perry NOT the same woman without makeup. Scary.

  • lillymckim

    Her “fan base” is 5-12 years old and last I checked they cant “legally” vote

  • Kate

    If a conservative woman did something like this (say, a younger Bo Derek or Stacey Dash), she would immediately get trashed for looking “slutty” or being “disrespectful.”

  • J.N. Ashby

    If she really wanted to get people to vote for Obama should she not have had Obama’s name blazoned more, I dunno, across her chest? That’s generally where one looks, or what one thinks, when one looks at, or thinks about, Katy Perry.

  • sb36695

    A latex dress? Does that have something to do with birth control?

  • Belinda Henry

    28? looks like someones career is just about over..

  • $92510698

    Can someone please locate a stylist for Katy? Poor dear.