There are plenty of revelations in the John Podesta emails released by WikiLeaks that are far more important, but there’s some fun to be had in there, too.
It’s tougher than it looks to settle on something so apparently simple as a slogan, and tougher still to keep a straight face knowing that Hillary Clinton, whose ads surgically target “rough food groups” of people and who called her opponent’s supporters a “basket of deplorables,” eventually decided to run with “Stronger Together.”
Weird. Don't see 'Plead the 5th' or 'Can't Recall' anywhere on that list, yet they're pretty popular phrases for Team Hillary.
— Rusty Weiss ?? (@rustyweiss74) October 19, 2016
The Clinton camp brainstormed extensively, and WikiLeaks has posted a Word document of suggestions distributed to her team. People have been picking out their favorites, but seeing them lined up in columns makes it easy to see why Katy Perry was such a great fit for her rallies — imagine her belting out this inspirational chorus:
Your future
Your terms
Lifting us up
Moving us forwardBuilding tomorrow’s America
Building a better tomorrow
Our families, our future
Secure the future
A future worth fighting for …
Download the document at the link above or just peruse this next attachment to pick your favorite.
https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/788815210941329408
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Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
Whip it. Whip it good.— Brian Stettin (@bstettin) October 19, 2016
Next begins with you
— David A. Graham (@GrahamDavidA) October 19, 2016
https://twitter.com/fivefifths/status/788816685960663041
“No Quit”
— ???????? ????? ????? ???? (@mathewrodriguez) October 19, 2016
“No Quit?” That’s really on there, which strongly suggests the campaign failed to secure the rights to “No Woman, No Cry.”
https://twitter.com/alexremington/status/788855830422626304
.@lachlan "Your future is her fight" sounds like a straight-to-Netflix SciFi starring, I don't know, Pamela Anderson
— IWantNothingHat (@Popehat) October 19, 2016
this is just a list of Fleetwood Mac songs
— ? (@bloodbluegreen) October 19, 2016
Really surprised to see "It's On Like Donkey Kong" in there.
— Shane Styles (@shaner5000) October 19, 2016
I made a word cloud of Hillary's possible slogans. @lachlan
Yes, that's a flag shape. pic.twitter.com/gV1MdZdV1F
— Nick Harper (@nharpermn) October 19, 2016
"It's my turn" should have been on there
— Swoleshevik (@_JohnMiller___) October 19, 2016
.@lachlan Fighting and Building and Climbing and Rising and Changing and Moving and Lifting and Stronging for American Families
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 19, 2016
.@lachlan
Lifting Your Family With Strength
Fairness Solutions For Fighting Families
Building Futures Together By Not Quitting— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 19, 2016
"I've fallen and I can't get up!" is conspicuously missing.
— Ray G. (@rlg100619) October 19, 2016
"Keep moving, move up, rise up, go further, move ahead, climb higher, it's your turn" said HRC's ppl as they dragged her to her van
— Acquisitive Chuckle (@Acq_Chuckle) October 19, 2016
Sitting through the third and final debate doesn’t seem quite so horrible now.
all this makes me think is “god, there was a meeting with a giant fucking whiteboard, wasn’t there."
— Jane Coaston (@cjane87) October 19, 2016
.@lachlan I wonder how many focus group members committed suicide before they got to the end.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 19, 2016
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