The Democrat running to replace retiring Representative Jerry Nadler wants to let Americans in on a big secret. Jack Schlossberg says the first two years of former President Joe Biden’s presidency were super awesome. How awesome? So awesome that we all somehow missed it. Huh?
Hear him for yourself. (WATCH)
Jack Schlossberg: "How well the Biden administration did in the first two years of its term is the best kept secret in politics." pic.twitter.com/4owrmYbncR
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) March 1, 2026
This has to be the all time stupid take of the stupid.
— donking (@donking) March 2, 2026
***It's not a secret when it didn't happen!*** pic.twitter.com/VPziBaZsBe
— Tea Party Barbie (@laurahollis61) March 2, 2026
We don’t recall those first two years as the joyful experience Schlossberg describes.
One poster says the clandestine claim fails on two points.
The best kept secret in politics? You’ve gotta be kidding me.
— Brad Lathrop (@BradLathrop) March 1, 2026
First of all, all legacy media did was try to force feed Americans the narrative that the Biden admin was doing great. So it wasn’t a “secret” at all.
Second of all, the Biden admin was terrible all four years.
The worst inflation crisis in 40 years, 13 troops dead, and Russia going to war?
— Apple Lamps (@lamps_apple) March 2, 2026
Yes, the 9.5% inflation and open border were just a stratagem to hide all the success. Masterful!
— The_Shmederalist_Papers (@shmederalist) March 2, 2026
Inflation, high interest rates, and rising costs weren’t a secret — they were the daily reality for millions of Americans.
— Matthew Newgarden (@a_newgarden) March 2, 2026
Now, we do remember how entirely crappy everything was. We’re not sure what alternate Earth Schlossberg was living on at the time.
We also recall how far gone Biden was during his last year in office. (WATCH)
I don’t think anyone knows pic.twitter.com/VqjmKppe2g
— Apple Lamps (@lamps_apple) March 2, 2026
Did Biden beat Medicaid before or after the first two years?
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) March 2, 2026
Biden didn’t, but he certainly thinks he did during his painful four years in office.
Commenters are having a hard time figuring out what was so great at the beginning of Biden’s single term. Did anyone bother to brief Biden on his so-called greatness?
Was that in between Biden getting lost in closets and having someone else wield presidential authority with the insanity of the autopen?.
— Husker4Life (@NE_good_life) March 1, 2026
Opening the border maybe?
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) March 1, 2026can you drink another drink it is
So secret, even the president was clueless about it
— Don Quéxotic (@rlf_ss24) March 2, 2026
The second best kept secret in politics is how they kept all that success hidden from everyone
— ccb (@30Xtra) March 2, 2026
Is it really a secret? The only explanation we can come up with is that Biden used one of those neuralyzers from Men in Black on the entire planet, including himself. Apparently, everyone’s memory has been blanked except for a lone Democrat in New York City named Schlossberg.
