Out with the new, ring in the old. You’ve probably noticed that all the Democrat Party’s protests this year have been sponsored by adult diaper companies. We jest, but they should have! Scan any protest crowd and it’s a sea of gray hair and wrinkled skin. It doesn’t matter the cause either: Tariffs, Tesla, imaginary monarchy, deportations, or peace talks in Alaska.
On Saturday, we had seniors protesting President Donald Trump’s efforts to stop crime in Washington, D.C. Look and listen, they’ve raided their kitchens! Take that, National Guard! (WATCH)
The National Guard will definitely be leaving DC as soon as they see this protest. Guaranteed.
— Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸 (@Bubblebathgirl) August 15, 2025
(realmodernsara on TT) pic.twitter.com/XnIopBl9Io
What Bingo Hall was raided for these fake paid-for protestors. pic.twitter.com/klO40A6fGL
— Fuzzy Momani (@Da_Carnivore) August 15, 2025
More likely a casino.
Posters are wondering why the seniors are so percussive.
What's with hitting pots with a spoon? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
— ULTRAMAGA GREEK 🇺🇲 (@hatz_steve) August 15, 2025
I think they did the same thing for their pro-Palestine protests. So they just recycled the tools.
— Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸 (@Bubblebathgirl) August 16, 2025
Pots and pans makers are psyched.
— Wilbert (@WRaptosh) August 16, 2025
Elderly people hold on to pots and pans for life. They won’t be helping the economy and buying any new ones, sadly.
On Friday, there were several gray-haired protesters (and their presumed caretakers) on the streets of Anchorage, Alaska, making their voices heard against peace between Russia and Ukraine. The senior sign swayers were upset that Trump might help Vladimir Putin and Volodymyr Zelenskyy end hostilities between their warring countries. If this video were scratch and sniff, it would smell like Bengay. (WATCH - DON’T SCRATCH)
🚨 'STAY HOME, DICTATORS!': An inordinate amount of elderly people are protesting President Trump's meeting in Alaska with Vladimir Putin - which is seeking to find peace in the Ukraine war.
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) August 15, 2025
Who's funding them?pic.twitter.com/aDY6IeTtRO
They could be paid to protest or simply have nothing better to do with their lives. It could easily be both.
Commenters are surprised to see members of the hippie generation so enthusiastic about prolonging this war. We assume all the seniors at this year’s protests are aging hippies.
So bizarre to see the generation who protested the Vietnam war now protesting peace and calling for more war. WHAT IS HAPPENING
— Elizabeth Barcohana (@E_Barcohana) August 15, 2025
Seriously! When did Hippies turn into blood thirsty war mongers?
— August Rothenpieler (@AGRothenpieler) August 15, 2025
Why are they protesting an attempted peace summit?
— Sgt_Mac87 (@Sgt_Mac87) August 15, 2025
Hippies have always been bitter and blood thirsty under the surface.
One delusional poster says he knows why they’re protesting. Others quickly knocked down his illogical reasons.
It’s called democracy no funding required to care about peace or oppose dictators.
— Abhinav (@Abhinav05655123) August 15, 2025
Its literally a peace negotiation that they are protesting against.
— Savage0914 (@ssavage0914) August 15, 2025
Good thing we don't have a dictator, he was voted in. Now Russia..
— loulou (@GLouise01) August 15, 2025
protesting PEACE while waiving the flag of Ukraine
— ExaHash256 (@kelso_j16684) August 15, 2025
that's a different kind of stupid right there
So protesting a meeting between world leaders to try and end a war is somehow caring about peace. This level of ridiculous is why I left he Democrats. You don't care about peace, you clearly just hate Trump and oppose anything he's doing, no matter what it is.
— MsNoName2023 (@MsNoName2023) August 15, 2025
So an attempt to negotiate a ceasefire and a peace deal is not democracy ? Is your brain mush ?
— MysticalBlue62 (@Mysticalblue62) August 15, 2025
That’s a horrible thing to say. We don’t even know if he has a brain. Mush might be a step up!
The whole we’re-protesting-dictators mantra falls apart upon closer inspection. This generally goes for all things elderly protesters are hopped up about.
Does "dictators" include Zelensky? Technically he's the one who cancelled elections and isn't leaving office.
— DocM (@NotThatDocM) August 15, 2025
They're pro-Ukraine but want dictators to stay home? So they don't want Zelensky to come?
— StarlessSky (@gigglinghowl) August 15, 2025
They really should just wear matching uniforms at this point
— Alpha-Bravo (@aburk203) August 15, 2025
They need a uniform that reads: ‘I came out of retirement for this!’
Again, it doesn’t matter what is being protested. The same scores of seniors are present. We saw it at the Tesla protests back in March. Remember those? They don't.
Is it me or does it look like most of these protesters are older, retired people probably looking for an extra buck for their retirement…..? pic.twitter.com/HzjuUmQBID
— Spitfire (@DogRightGirl) March 30, 2025
Tesla is going to collapse without the 70+ crowd buying its vehicles.
This next example is even funnier than the rest because the protesters are hobbling and rolling out of a senior facility. (WATCH)
These senior citizens couldn’t make it out for the Hands Off rally so they decided to come out today and protest the Trump Administration! This is something that hasn’t ever happened and definitely shouldn’t have too! 😡😡😡 pic.twitter.com/4yQqavzqyx
— Suzie rizzio (@Suzierizzo1) May 5, 2025
That was for the ‘Hands Off’ rallies back in May. Seriously, we had to look this one up because we didn’t remember it or what they were protesting. It was about tariffs, DOGE cuts, and LGBTQIA+ nonsense.
We can only guess these next groups of aged protestors were suffering flashbacks to when they wore gray wigs back during the American Revolutionary War. These are from the 'No Kings' protests in June.
Here’s a sampling of No Kings protesters. The big divide is that these elderly people still get their news from legacy media and they believe it. They do limited to no questioning of what they’re told to believe. That won’t change but their influence is dying while ours grows. https://t.co/6X8u97s4OX pic.twitter.com/aWPJf3Litq
— Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) June 16, 2025
One demographic every single time
— Ryan (@ryandavid42) August 15, 2025
Yes, idiots. Wait, you meant seniors. Ok, idiotic seniors should cover it. We expect to see more gray walls of whiny seniors as Trump’s term continues. Unless these hippies break a hip, of course. That’s a pretty common occurrence among people of such advanced age. Be careful out there, Grandma!
