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Gray Lives Matter: Aged Protestors Are Having a ‘Senior Moment’ Reliving Rallies from Their Hippie Pasts

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Out with the new, ring in the old. You’ve probably noticed that all the Democrat Party’s protests this year have been sponsored by adult diaper companies. We jest, but they should have! Scan any protest crowd and it’s a sea of gray hair and wrinkled skin. It doesn’t matter the cause either: Tariffs, Tesla, imaginary monarchy, deportations, or peace talks in Alaska.

On Saturday, we had seniors protesting President Donald Trump’s efforts to stop crime in Washington, D.C. Look and listen, they’ve raided their kitchens! Take that, National Guard! (WATCH)

More likely a casino.

Posters are wondering why the seniors are so percussive.

Elderly people hold on to pots and pans for life. They won’t be helping the economy and buying any new ones, sadly.

On Friday, there were several gray-haired protesters (and their presumed caretakers) on the streets of Anchorage, Alaska, making their voices heard against peace between Russia and Ukraine. The senior sign swayers were upset that Trump might help Vladimir Putin and Volodymyr Zelenskyy end hostilities between their warring countries. If this video were scratch and sniff, it would smell like Bengay. (WATCH - DON’T SCRATCH)

They could be paid to protest or simply have nothing better to do with their lives. It could easily be both.

Commenters are surprised to see members of the hippie generation so enthusiastic about prolonging this war. We assume all the seniors at this year’s protests are aging hippies.

Hippies have always been bitter and blood thirsty under the surface.

One delusional poster says he knows why they’re protesting. Others quickly knocked down his illogical reasons.

That’s a horrible thing to say. We don’t even know if he has a brain. Mush might be a step up!

The whole we’re-protesting-dictators mantra falls apart upon closer inspection. This generally goes for all things elderly protesters are hopped up about.

They need a uniform that reads: ‘I came out of retirement for this!’

Again, it doesn’t matter what is being protested. The same scores of seniors are present. We saw it at the Tesla protests back in March. Remember those? They don't.

Tesla is going to collapse without the 70+ crowd buying its vehicles.

This next example is even funnier than the rest because the protesters are hobbling and rolling out of a senior facility. (WATCH)

That was for the ‘Hands Off’ rallies back in May. Seriously, we had to look this one up because we didn’t remember it or what they were protesting. It was about tariffs, DOGE cuts, and LGBTQIA+ nonsense.

We can only guess these next groups of aged protestors were suffering flashbacks to when they wore gray wigs back during the American Revolutionary War. These are from the 'No Kings' protests in June.

Yes, idiots. Wait, you meant seniors. Ok, idiotic seniors should cover it. We expect to see more gray walls of whiny seniors as Trump’s term continues. Unless these hippies break a hip, of course. That’s a pretty common occurrence among people of such advanced age. Be careful out there, Grandma!

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