Chik-fil-A Appreciation Day was a rousing success, and now it’s time to rub it in. Conservatives are having a ball with this by offering entertaining names, or just cruelly accurate descriptions, of potential liberal fast food franchises under the #LiberalFastFood hashtag:
#LiberalFastFood We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone esp successful white Christian males.
— Scooby Scout (@CalmKewl) August 2, 2012
https://twitter.com/GovtFool/status/231007920828059649
RT @KentAtwater: #LiberalFastFood Have It Our Way
— CruncH_Ops (@Crunch_Ops) August 2, 2012
#LiberalFastFood Chic-FAIL-A. Obama sells chicken sandwiches for less than it cost to make them and goes into debt with each one sold.
— Bama and Bengals! (@jlwatson62) August 2, 2012
#liberalfastfood sorry we don't offer a value meal. That promotes inequality.
— Bo Jones (@Bometheus40) August 2, 2012
#LiberalFastFood Anti-Discriminatory Taco Concern
— Nik Drou (@NikDrou) August 2, 2012
#LiberalFastFood Lactose 'N Tolerance shake.
— I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous (@DenverBizGuy) August 2, 2012
RT @BAMAPERRY: #LiberalFastFood International House of Pandercakes
— CruncH_Ops (@Crunch_Ops) August 2, 2012
https://twitter.com/smartkidoncrack/status/231006087128707072
#LiberalFastFood SubParWay
— McDoot (@McDoot) August 2, 2012
MarxDonalds #LiberalFastFood
— Anthony Cazillo (@AnthonyCazillo) August 2, 2012
Even those who aren’t fans of the hashtag still give it grudging admiration:
Ha! @maxthegirl Okay, so the #LiberalFastFood meme is dumb. But hat tip to the wag who came up with Che Burger, Che Burger.
— Only in Baltimore (@BaltInsider) August 2, 2012
Some liberals with no concept of what humor entails take a swing and a miss, or just don’t even bother swinging:
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#LiberalFastFood … whatever "trickles down" because it appears much of the twitterverse continues to believe THAT fantasy
— NYC Arcana (@NYCArcana) August 2, 2012
If you want blind retardation, click the #liberalfastfood tag. Man, conservatives are really dumb. Just really really dumb.
— Matthew (@MatthewFuntime) August 2, 2012
https://twitter.com/leftymcleftrson/status/231006257027358720
#LiberalFastFood — God how I loath Republican humor. Alright, you wanna play this game? Alphabet soup. Yogurt. 8 glasses of milk a day.
— PneumaticTubes?? (@Tote_ushek) August 2, 2012
Remember, though, that liberals do already have a fast food chain. They just hate its guts:
#LiberalFastFood Starbucks, before they give you some diatribe about the evils of corporatism.
— J. Noah Ashby (@JarrydAshby) August 2, 2012
The point is, there is such a thing as the free market, and liberals are free to run their restaurants their way, no matter how bad the concept is:
#LiberalFastFood They are free to start a restaurant chain called “Chick-Feel-Gay” or “Dude-Feel-Gay” and encourage others to support them.
— I Took The Red Pill❌ (@ITTRP) August 2, 2012
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