Charlie Sheen tried to make the most of his #winning Christmas … by telling his exes to “go phuk urse elves.”
First he lamented that he wasn’t able to spend the holidays with his children because of visitation restrictions. He took a shot at “B, D, and DCFS,” meaning his ex-wives Brooke Mueller, Denise Richards, and the Los Angeles Department of Child and Family Services.
this is as close I
get to my children
on Xmas?
Except CJ,
her mom is an angel!
B, D, and DCFS
go phuk urse elves
c
http://t.co/gFrJNr65u1— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) December 24, 2013
But then he assured all his followers that he was doing just fine because he was hanging out with his lady-friend, Brett Rossi, an ex-porn star:
kids,
no kids,
stocking coal
WHO CARES!
prepare your
jealous faces!!
look who I'M
hanging with!!!!
c#AllMasheenIn14 http://t.co/LvvGlq5Prr— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) December 26, 2013
Only 49 minutes later, he posted this picture of his awesome Christmas feast: lunch meat and gatorade.
thank u
AppleGate & Gatorade
&
left hand of
Sheenius that feeds me
I love a great
Xmas feast
c#TooMuchChild$upport
http://t.co/AP44HedqN2— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) December 26, 2013
Applegate organic meats was nice enough to thank “Sheenius” for the shout-out:
From one ham to another, we're glad to be there for you. Merry Christmas, @charliesheen.
— Applegate ??? (@Applegate) December 26, 2013
Twitter, however, was unimpressed:
https://twitter.com/jason_asherb/status/416014661213880321
@charliesheen A porn star is no replacement for your kids.Use your head Charlie,that female is exactly why you don't have your kids on Xmas.
— Julie Williams (@celexa741) December 26, 2013
Meanwhile, the Duck Dynasty family is enjoying a big beautiful Christmas. We doubt Phil Robertson is jealous of Charlie Sheen.
We hope you enjoyed this educational trip through Charlie Sheen’s #Winning Christmas. Say no to drugs, friends.
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