Democratic Texas gubernatorial candidate Beto O’Rourke is just as good at science and America as he is at winning elections.
In other words, he sucks. Hard.
Here he is inserting himself — a cis-hetero male with no uterus, it should be noted — into the abortion debate that’s back at the forefront of people’s minds thanks to the Supreme Court hearing oral arguments in Dobbs v. Jackson:
Abortion is health care.
We should be trusting women to make their own health care decisions.
The constitution says the same thing.
— Beto O'Rourke (@BetoORourke) December 2, 2021
Well, he’s right about the second thing. That’s it, though.
Ummm … I’m going to need a citation here, furry loser boy. https://t.co/V681kP4n4X
— The H2 (@TheH2) December 2, 2021
As are we.
Which constitution is that? https://t.co/xgnE3Nld2I
— Mark Krikorian (@MarkSKrikorian) December 2, 2021
And which constitution might that be, exactly? https://t.co/sXyymS36vR
— Mason (@masonjandrews) December 2, 2021
Where does it say that Robert? https://t.co/cysV7RM7Ry
— Lester Diamond (@marcpreka) December 2, 2021
Show me in the Constitution where this is. https://t.co/Vjwpr8yfCR
— Marlies “⛄️” Koekkler (@koekkler) December 2, 2021
Where does the Constitution say this? https://t.co/ch12aiCVod
— RBe (@RBPundit) December 2, 2021
Must be in the sequel or something.
At least he didn’t say – abortion is infrastructure! https://t.co/OFtBT3EQem
— michael karloutsos (@makarloutsos) December 2, 2021
Maybe he’s saving that for the debates.
god, he’s dumb https://t.co/eSFCtu41F4
— kaitlin believes taiwan is a country (@thefactualprep) December 2, 2021
Yeah. He is. He really is.
Here, @BetoORourke. Maybe this will help, since you obviously cannot remember your basic civics education. https://t.co/in915PrqLX
Sincerely,
Texas voter. https://t.co/eDxtIUgt8u
— ₿ Michelle Ray ₿ (@GaltsGirl) December 2, 2021
Friendly reminder for the cheap seats:
The Constitution is a leash on the government and not on the People.
The enumerated rights therein are not a comprehensive list of rights retained by citizens. Hence, the 9th and 10th Amendments.
— ₿ Michelle Ray ₿ (@GaltsGirl) December 1, 2021
Read a book, Beto.
Beto thinks "abortion" is in the Constitution, but the right to bear arms isn't.
He's going to lose Texas by 20 points, isn't he?
— InTheRightColumn (@TheRightColumn) December 2, 2021
At least.
