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Beto O'Rourke reminds us that 'the Constitution says' women should 'make their own health care decisions,' like getting an abortion

Democratic Texas gubernatorial candidate Beto O’Rourke is just as good at science and America as he is at winning elections.

In other words, he sucks. Hard.

Here he is inserting himself — a cis-hetero male with no uterus, it should be noted — into the abortion debate that’s back at the forefront of people’s minds thanks to the Supreme Court hearing oral arguments in Dobbs v. Jackson:

Well, he’s right about the second thing. That’s it, though.

As are we.

Must be in the sequel or something.

Maybe he’s saving that for the debates.

Yeah. He is. He really is.

Read a book, Beto.

At least.

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