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'Exhausted' Chicago Teachers' Union applauds Chicago Public Schools' decision to close for 'Vaccine Awareness Day'

For any CPS parents concerned about what their kids are learning in school, this news ought to come as a relief:

CPS students can’t be indoctrinated in any garbage educational philosophies if their teachers aren’t showing up to work, right? It’s brilliant!

TL:DR version?

That’s right! According the Chicago Public Schools academic calendar, November 11 is a “day of non-attendance for students.” Which in this case effectively means that the teachers don’t really have to do anything.

Sounds like CPS teachers have got a pretty sweet gig there.

Sounds like a plan.

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