'Exhausted' Chicago Teachers' Union applauds Chicago Public Schools' decision to close for 'Vaccine Awareness Day'

Nov 05, 2021 12:40 PM
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'Exhausted' Chicago Teachers' Union applauds Chicago Public Schools' decision to close for 'Vaccine Awareness Day'
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For any CPS parents concerned about what their kids are learning in school, this news ought to come as a relief:

CPS students can’t be indoctrinated in any garbage educational philosophies if their teachers aren’t showing up to work, right? It’s brilliant!

TL:DR version?

That’s right! According the Chicago Public Schools academic calendar, November 11 is a “day of non-attendance for students.” Which in this case effectively means that the teachers don’t really have to do anything.

Sounds like CPS teachers have got a pretty sweet gig there.

Sounds like a plan.

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