Do you own a vagina but don't know how to use it? Well, Teen Vogue has the 'no-nonsense' guide for you!

Sarah D | 1:08 PM on December 22, 2020

You want to have some sexy time but you’re all alone. What do you do?

Well, if you’re a vagina owner, you turn to the fine folks at Teen Vogue, who are re-upping this November 2019 article just in time for Christmas:

your no-nonsense, 101 guide to masturbation for vagina owners ✨ https://t.co/GJECVNc2tD

— Teen Vogue (@TeenVogue) December 22, 2020

Thanks, Teen Vogue! We knew we could count on you!

love the inclusive language and non-judgemental tone ?

— lion nes ❄️ (@nes2quick) December 22, 2020

We wish that were sarcasm.

?????

— Seth Dillon (@SethDillon) December 22, 2020

Are you effing kidding??

— Rachel Wilson (@RachelEMwilson) December 22, 2020

Teen Vogue may be a joke, but they’re not kidding.

I think I spotted some nonsense.

— Chess Triplet (@ChessTriplet) December 22, 2020

Funny. I would argue that, right out the gate, the dehumanizing term "vagina owners" is a whole lot of nonsense. https://t.co/v4HZLv4twz

— Emily Kaht (@EKaht) December 22, 2020

A vagina is just something you purchase at the store, apparently.

They say “no-nonsense” in the same sentence they refer to women as “vagina owners” https://t.co/oOY4wuiS6z

— Ashe Short (@AsheSchow) December 22, 2020

Step 1: Call them "women"https://t.co/OCOrbCRyjR

— ? Unsafe Space (@unsafespace) December 22, 2020

Yeah totally a “no nonsense” guide, well done, but surely should be a “clitoris owner”? And to be inclusive I hope you have a version for “ladydique owners” too? Complete with fruit imagery. Because everyone should be reduced to body parts, how great that makes us feel!

— HowdyKaren (@howdykaren) December 22, 2020