Nothing satisfies a sweet tooth quite like social justice.
Especially if it’s dairy-free!
Exciting news from everyone’s favorite SJW athlete Colin Kaepernick:
I’ve teamed up with @BenAndJerrys to serve up joy on the journey to justice!
Today, we're excited to introduce Change the Whirled, a new non-dairy flavor that hits shelves in early-2021!
100% of my proceeds will go to @yourrightscamp with matching support from Ben & Jerry's pic.twitter.com/OouYwUXPXK
— Colin Kaepernick (@Kaepernick7) December 10, 2020
How fun!
Can’t wait to kneel down and have a pint! #ChangeTheWhirled @benandjerrys https://t.co/oHRpmDWFlO
— M Robinson Chavez (@mrchavezphoto) December 10, 2020
This is the 2020 collab I didn’t know I needed but now won’t be able to live without. https://t.co/S9s3vqOaN0
— Jesse Mermell (@jessemermell) December 10, 2020
Will definitely look out for it. Joy & justice always tastes sweet ???
— J (@JasonBKNY) December 10, 2020
The flavor actually sounds pretty good. Too bad Kaepernick has a tendency to leave a bad taste in our mouths.
beyond parody https://t.co/NgFcR4POrt
— Caleb Hull (@CalebJHull) December 10, 2020
1st time you try it, it's pretty good.
2nd time, not as good, but still ok.
3rd time, just godawful and you wind up throwing it in the trash. https://t.co/XGmQBpPyhc— BOBCAT FOR PRESIDENT 2020 (@BobcatneySpears) December 10, 2020
They didn't even give him a proper ice cream. https://t.co/evoPMwDjRS
— Noam Blum (@neontaster) December 10, 2020
Sure, the white Jimmy Fallon gets a real ice cream as a reward for performing in blackface, but when it comes to the Black QB, Ben & Jerry only offers the ghetto of a frozen dessert. Systemic racism in action. And don’t get me started about semiotics of graham cracker swirls. https://t.co/BESpGMEE1w
— tedfrank ? (@tedfrank) December 10, 2020
Fake, embarrassing, and stupid. Perfect. https://t.co/Ve5XllUeEP
— I got your #Unity right here (@jtLOL) December 10, 2020
It both features a grifter and also is non-dairy, so it sounds terrible for two reasons https://t.co/xJWWAUeO0R
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) December 10, 2020
And it had so much promise!
Should've gone with: "Take a Knee-opolitan" https://t.co/D4H0upoXCD
— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) December 10, 2020
Should have called it, “Kneeding the Dough”. https://t.co/LFnswkML5e
— Prison Mitch (@MidnightMitch) December 10, 2020
Maybe next time.
You know your 15 minutes are just about up when you become a Ben & Jerry's flavor. https://t.co/ddInrOZqU1
— Eric Spencer (@JustEric) December 10, 2020
Eh, if anyone can squeeze out one more minute, it’s Colin Kaepernick.
His next flavor will be Chai Guava-ra. https://t.co/evoPMwDjRS
— Noam Blum (@neontaster) December 10, 2020
Well played.
