'Cocaine Mitch is the all-time greatest'! This year, be thankful that Mitch McConnell keeps finding new ways to trigger the libs

Sarah D | 2:32 PM on November 27, 2019

If you’re still looking for something to be thankful for this Thanksgiving, you might want to consider giving thanks for Mitch McConnell. Dude just keeps finding new ways to kill it:

Honored to be named @WholeFoodsMag 2019 Person of the Year. I was recognized as the most influential person in the natural products industry, specifically because of my work to legalize industrial #hemp for farmers in Kentucky and around the country. https://t.co/Nu9ZZLs1pZ pic.twitter.com/xB6PbkQe9G

— Leader McConnell (@senatemajldr) November 27, 2019

Niiiiiiice.

Not to be confused with Whole Foods Market.

— 1ps (@tweet1hz) November 27, 2019

Phew – was just going to post no more shopping at Whole Foods!

— B. Henson (@GatorPats) November 27, 2019

Bet a lot of other lefty organic food lovers won’t be checking themselves before they wreck themselves, though.

This magazine isn't associated with @WholeFoods, but you're about to watch the mob lose it on them anyway. https://t.co/6OWSxYh1fg

— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) November 27, 2019

Straight into our veins:

Yet another reason not to shop at Whole Foods.

— Glen Murray (@Glen4Climate) November 27, 2019

I don’t shop at “Whole Paycheck “ anyway so I won’t have to stop.

— Gary-Yes, there’s more than banjo music in Georgia (@geezerlogic) November 27, 2019