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NAILED IT! Jim Treacher gives CNN a much-needed slogan update

It’s hard to blame CNN for being desperate. Their reputation’s been circling the drain for a while now, and they’re flinging whatever they can at the wall in the hopes that something will stick. Good thing there’s always Fox News!

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CNN likes to give Fox News a hard time. And let’s face it: Fox News is far from perfect. But honestly, where would CNN be without FNC? What the hell would they talk about?

That’s why it might be time to update their trusty tagline to something a little more current and appropriate. Fortunately for CNN, Jim Treacher’s already done the heavy lifting:

Yep. That’s much better.

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