Oh, the humanity! Madonna stars in tonight's nightmare fuel

https://twitter.com/ToddJMcCarthy/status/806340395487657984

Eww.

— Brian Tester (@BrianLTester) December 7, 2016

Well, it seems Madonna’s gotten over her post-election trauma, at least temporarily. And we’re all better off for it.

Sorry, did we say “better off”? Because what we meant to say was “horribly nauseated”:

We're a bit excited for tonight's #MadonnaCarpool. Can you tell? pic.twitter.com/umjgfcjMd4

— The Late Late Show with James Corden (@latelateshow) December 7, 2016

No. NO.

I thought to myself, "what do I want to do tonight?" Watch a 58-year-old woman twerk. hehe. https://t.co/pq3u2KBwX8

— Dina Fraioli (@DinaFraioli) December 7, 2016

There are literally a million other things we would rather watch. Maybe even two million.

https://twitter.com/cmattox1976/status/806341085001871360

https://twitter.com/tweety10873/status/806350404699230208

https://twitter.com/WorldSystemsBoi/status/806341539861512192

no thanks, I rather have a root canal.

— Jason Billings (@SingleDallasGuy) December 7, 2016

no thank you. I would rather gauge my eyes out w/ a fork.

— el (@hausofellis) December 7, 2016

https://twitter.com/EricRWiksten/status/806346419825037312

https://twitter.com/Kurly_Qs/status/806344398652874752

https://twitter.com/jachbyrnes/status/806346946164031488