Smells like socialist spirit! Mocktastic Bernie 'Old Spice' Sanders puts the 'rant' in 'deodorant'

Hell yeah, it is!

CNBC’s John Harwood recently sat down with Democratic (well, socialist) presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders for a, um, thoughtful interview about the income inequality plaguing our evil economy:

@JohnJHarwood continues his "Speakeasy" series with Bernie Sanders. Sanders questions the morality of the US economy:http://t.co/vhduZznf4O

— Jake Novak (@jakejakeny) May 26, 2015

Who wouldn’t want a lecture on morals from Bernie Sanders?

.@JohnJHarwood Serious question. How did you keep a straight face during this interview?

— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) May 26, 2015

Especially when he got to this part:

Bernie Sanders Condemns Existence of 23 Different Deodorant Brands While Children Go Hungry http://t.co/YxozP2IyBF pic.twitter.com/3tm6COF90C

— Free Beacon (@FreeBeacon) May 26, 2015

From The Washington Free Beacon:

Self-proclaimed socialist and progressive favorite Sen. Bernie Sanders (I., Vt.) laments the idea that Americans can choose between “23 underarm spray deodorants” as children go hungry under President Obama’s economy.

“You don’t necessarily need a choice of 23 underarm spray deodorants when children are hungry in this country,” Sanders told John Harwood in an interview posted Tuesday.

Oh, Bernie … you’re incorrigible!

https://twitter.com/BenHowe/status/603212387651624960

Yeah, but he didn’t. Bless his heart.

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I don't know about you guys, but I'm voting for Grandpa Simpson. http://t.co/ZjV74eOhaG

— ?It's?Almost ⛄️Christmas? (@jtLOL) May 26, 2015

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— Ashe Schow (@AsheSchow) May 26, 2015

https://twitter.com/bitingtea/status/603213537977073664

"In soviet Russia, deodorant spray you." – @SenSanders, probably.

— Sarah (@mamaswati) May 26, 2015

https://twitter.com/Ohmaar1/status/603224595760553985

Bernie Sanders then proceeded to eat the stick of deodorant like a push up pop to prove his point.

— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) May 26, 2015

https://twitter.com/SonnyBunch/status/603213357798301696

Look at the inevitable Dem nominee. Now look at Bernie Sanders. http://t.co/xBWT8iFXh8 pic.twitter.com/DA0ngGTdRY

— Elliott Schwartz (@elliosch) May 26, 2015

https://twitter.com/JustEric/status/603215477205241858

1. Ban deodorant companies
2. ????
3. End world hungerhttp://t.co/dzZjPXtNrq

— Stephen Gutowski (@StephenGutowski) May 26, 2015

How'd I miss that the world's present greatest crisis was 23 varieties of spray deodorants? Thanks, @BernieSanders ? http://t.co/arE2PbhSVt

— Allan Bourdius (@UnrealAllan) May 26, 2015

Stop using deodorant if you love hungry children. #BernieSanders

— ReggieP (@Queen2Five) May 26, 2015

https://twitter.com/CalebHowe/status/603223203436077056

How would reducing choice in the deodorant market help fix child hunger? http://t.co/HZlupUsbXr

— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) May 26, 2015

Yeah, it wouldn’t. But thanks for the mockeries, Bernie.

Also, make sure you do your research next time:

https://twitter.com/AndrewStilesUSA/status/603212465745358848

Important FACTCHECK: @SenSanders Doesn’t Know His Underarm Deodorants http://t.co/RT8k1PigOo pic.twitter.com/fSGGEmQTzy

— Free Beacon (@FreeBeacon) May 26, 2015

Oops!

And now, over to you, Hillary:

How long before Team Grandma caves on not taking questions now that Sanders is out shouting about banning deodorant?

— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) May 26, 2015