'I'd rather light myself on fire': #CosmoVotes with their lady parts [photos]

Well, kids, it’s Election Day. And you know what that means: Super-sexy #CosmoVotes party time! Complete with drinking games:

knock knock
who's there?
the official #CosmoVotes drinking game! http://t.co/vHfMV4Sgrs pic.twitter.com/XCNIEQ25Gt

— Cosmopolitan (@Cosmopolitan) November 4, 2014

And plenty of sweet bribes swag:

The #CosmoVotes event has started! Swing by for free food, tshirts, a photobooth, & a chance to win a new laptop! pic.twitter.com/78QNO4XrHt

— NC State Student Gov (@NCStateSG) November 4, 2014

Get them while they're ~*hOt*~ #CosmoVotes pic.twitter.com/4OZRzBOXtR

— Cosmopolitan (@Cosmopolitan) November 4, 2014

Waiting for the party buses in style! #CosmoVotes pic.twitter.com/XjcU6Bhsvy

— Cosmopolitan (@Cosmopolitan) November 4, 2014

Those party bus lights #CosmoVotes pic.twitter.com/JLHlpdxL96

— Cosmopolitan (@Cosmopolitan) November 4, 2014

Look! We can haz stripper poles! And male models, of course:

Hey @NCState students! Come to the polls with @CJRichardsNYC! #CosmoVotes ?????? pic.twitter.com/LD8xJdPANu

— Alie Martell (@aliemartell) November 4, 2014

The party bus is waiting for you! #CosmoVotes pic.twitter.com/1gGPhteM9b

— Cosmopolitan (@Cosmopolitan) November 4, 2014

I voted model photobooth > I voted sticker #CosmoVotes pic.twitter.com/UQ19NoPV1c

— Cosmopolitan (@Cosmopolitan) November 4, 2014

@Cosmopolitan #tapsnap #CosmoVotes #tapsnap1120 pic.twitter.com/arBGhf6g1D

— Social Coordinator (@TapSnapPhotos) November 4, 2014

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#CosmoVotes Thank you guys for shuttling us to and from our polling location! @Cosmopolitan pic.twitter.com/XUlVUWQx3w

— Cassidy Slabaugh (@CassidyMINT) November 4, 2014

This poor girl’s stuck inside doing science:

There are some sexy @Cosmopolitan models in Wolf Plaza and I'm stuck in a bio lab #NCState #CosmoVotes #SaveMeATank #ManCandy

— Victoria Valdes (@Vivval_) November 4, 2014

How oppressive! Doesn’t the patriarchy understand that she could learn so much more by taking giddy selfies with “#ManCandy”?

Feminism. #ncsen #ncpol RT @Cosmopolitan: I voted model photobooth > I voted sticker #CosmoVotes pic.twitter.com/hREr3t9i1C

— Sister Toldjah ? (@sistertoldjah) November 4, 2014

It’s a beautiful thing.

Insulting. News Flash: Women care about issues. RT @Cosmopolitan: The party bus is waiting for you! #CosmoVotes pic.twitter.com/Ng9UOuONYq

— Karin Lips (@klips) November 4, 2014

@KarinAgness @Cosmopolitan If women are getting their political info from these magazines, then we're def in trouble! #stupidityatitsbest

— Blessed Gammy (@MamaBling) November 4, 2014

https://twitter.com/conservbtfly/status/529701180927377408

https://twitter.com/phelony_jones/status/529700230413836288

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Isn’t this the patriarchy, or something

RT @Cosmopolitan: The party bus is waiting for you! #CosmoVotes pic.twitter.com/yNxo1WCGPF

— Cameron Gray (@Cameron_Gray) November 4, 2014

#CosmoVotes, because women won’t vote unless hot studs are around pic.twitter.com/yNxo1WCGPF

— Cameron Gray (@Cameron_Gray) November 4, 2014

https://twitter.com/LilMissRightie/status/529699481890336769

Roger that.

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