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'I'd rather light myself on fire': #CosmoVotes with their lady parts [photos]

Well, kids, it’s Election Day. And you know what that means: Super-sexy #CosmoVotes party time! Complete with drinking games:

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And plenty of sweet bribes swag:

Look! We can haz stripper poles! And male models, of course:

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https://twitter.com/teenietinytina_/status/529705585269559296

This poor girl’s stuck inside doing science:

How oppressive! Doesn’t the patriarchy understand that she could learn so much more by taking giddy selfies with “#ManCandy”?

It’s a beautiful thing.

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https://twitter.com/conservbtfly/status/529701180927377408

https://twitter.com/phelony_jones/status/529700230413836288

https://twitter.com/phelony_jones/status/529700423196631040

https://twitter.com/LilMissRightie/status/529699481890336769

Roger that.

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‘Yay, feminism?’ Congrats, Cosmo, on your ‘hypocrites of the year award’!

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