'I don't speak statist': OFA celebrates exec director's birthday with what? [pics]

Today’s a big day in the world of Obama minions. For today, you see, is OFA executive director Jon Carson’s birthday.

And OFA is celebrating as only OFA can. With … “organizer snaps”:

Get out your organizer snaps: It's @JonCarsonOFA's birthday. pic.twitter.com/7SD0BGxzSd

— All On The Line (@allontheline) June 25, 2014

Sorry, we’re not familiar with those.

https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/481820232131297280

https://twitter.com/Tyler_McNally/status/481820260279255041

WTF? RT @Matthops82: Organizer snaps? RT @OFA: Get out your organizer snaps: It's @JonCarsonOFA's birthday. pic.twitter.com/0r2OMXAEfp

— Mickey White (@BiasedGirl) June 25, 2014

What in the hell is an "organizer snap"? I don't speak statist. https://t.co/4gIfJ9hDh1 @OFA

— Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock (@kimmie_c_) June 25, 2014

Maybe they’re like up-twinkles? Here are a few other possibilities:

@Matthops82 They're like ginger snaps, but with even less souls. @OFA @JonCarsonOFA

— Joe Cunningham (@JoePCunningham) June 25, 2014

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.@OFA @JonCarsonOFA Is that another term for assless chaps?

— Dr. Kankokage (@kankokage) June 25, 2014

@Matthops82 @OFA @JonCarsonOFA I think they mean bend and snap — works every time! https://t.co/0do9oKnIZc

— Minivan Mojo (@MinivanMojo) June 25, 2014

All good theories. In any event, we’re a fun-loving bunch. Let’s all join in!

https://twitter.com/CuffyMeh/status/481820629944246272

2 snaps and a twirl! RT @OFA: Get out your organizer snaps: It's @JonCarsonOFA's birthday. pic.twitter.com/wjBpmd2QKD

— Steve Klein (@SteveKlein62) June 25, 2014

https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/481821195860713474