Arne Duncan, Mike Bloomberg congratulate Stephen Colbert with lame 'Late Show' advice

Education Secretary Arne Duncan is psyched that Stephen Colbert’s been chosen to succeed David Letterman. Because now, maybe he can finally convince a late-night host to give the audience what they’ve been craving:

Congrats on the #LateShow gig, @StephenatHome! To get you started: Top 10 Reasons Preschool Expansion is Inevitable. http://t.co/TPDZ6iZeii

— John King (@SecretaryKing44) April 10, 2014

Sounds like a laugh riot! Who doesn’t want to tune in for that?

Oh, and speaking of exciting material, former NYC mayor Michael Bloomberg has already thought of the perfect way to spice up the “Late Show”:

Congrats @StephenAtHome on the new gig. I've got a great idea for your first guest on the #LateShow! pic.twitter.com/vKCMRhxPJk

— Mike Bloomberg (@MikeBloomberg) April 10, 2014

Sure, Bloomie. But only if Colbert promises to provide his audience with barf bags.

@MikeBloomberg @DNAinfo @StephenAtHome NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

— Edmund Dunn (@flexmund) April 10, 2014