Gird your loins! Anthony Weiner hopes to make a splash with monthly politics column

Sarah D. | 1:36 PM on March 24, 2014

Hey, it could happen! You see, Carlos Danger’s gone and got himself a new gig:

https://twitter.com/anthonyweiner/status/448142194608979968

Here we go …

Social media editor? RT @AaronBlakeWP: Anthony Weiner is Business Insider's newest columnist http://t.co/1beim7OKsJ

— Ed Morrissey (@EdMorrissey) March 24, 2014

Good guess, but not quite:

https://twitter.com/joshpetri/status/448136707901509632

Via Business Insider:

Business Insider is very pleased to announce former New York City mayoral candidate and Congressman Anthony Weiner will be contributing a new monthly column to our politics page.

What a renaissance man!

Suggested column name for Anthony Weiner: All By Myselfie

— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) March 24, 2014

Congrats to Anthony Weiner on his new column for Business Insider! Suggested title: "Business Inside Her." http://t.co/MVJPTds7DE

— Will Saletan (@saletan) March 24, 2014

Too late. He’s already got his title picked out:

Anthony Weiner is going to write a monthly column for Business Insider. The column will be called "Weiner!" http://t.co/lF0W8T6srg

— Daniel Strauss (@DanielStrauss4) March 24, 2014

The new column, which will be entitled "Weiner!"… http://t.co/aGPY9ZssdL

— Charlie Spiering (@charliespiering) March 24, 2014

You think that’s a joke? Think again:

The new column, which will be entitled “Weiner!,” will run on the last Friday of each month beginning this week. It will feature Weiner’s thoughts on the top political issues of the day imbued with his unique insider’s perspective.