As Twitchy reported, lady part-er Sandra Fluke may be considering a run for retiring Rep. Henry Waxman’s congressional seat. Conservative author Kurt Schlichter, who’s nothing if not #caring, came up with a few possible campaign slogans for her:
Sandra Fluke for Congress! Because grown women shouldn't be expected to figure out how to fund their own sex lives. #CA33
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) January 31, 2014
Sandra Fluke For Congress! Because whining about being called names is more important than a track record of actual achievement. #CA33
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) January 31, 2014
Sandra Fluke For Congress: Because she only expected others to pay for her birth control, not her whole law school tuition. #CA33 #GoWendy
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) January 31, 2014
Hee! But why should Schlichter devote any energy to helping Fluke when the perfect replacement for Waxman is right in the mirror?
I'd address her as "Babe." RT @MeredithMarsha1 The debate between Fluke and @KurtSchlichter would be Epic @irishspy @NathanWurtzel
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) January 31, 2014
.@MeredithMarsha1 She did pass the CA Bar; she gets credit for that. @irishspy @NathanWurtzel
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) January 31, 2014
Schlichter’s wife doesn’t seem all that keen on the idea:
The reaction of @irinamoises was…not enthusiastic. RT @GPollowitz We need @KurtSchlichter vs Sandra Fluke in the CA33 @michellemalkin
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) January 31, 2014
Awww … please, Irina? America needs him!
If Sandra Fluke runs, maybe I need to run just to make things…interesting. #BuyYourOwnDamnBirthControl #caring #CA33
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) January 31, 2014
Waxman. My congressman. And Fluke is in Cali. Pray for us. @annpan52_ann @GPollowitz
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) January 31, 2014
If I do run in #CA33, I'd do it as an unalloyed, unabashed conservative. I'd blow their minds by supporting such things as #AmplifyChoice!
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) January 31, 2014
.@radarcontact1 I don't slander people. Slander invovles falsehoods.
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) January 31, 2014
Wait, stop! If I ran for #CA33 I would take no contributions!
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) January 31, 2014
Schlichter v. Fluke in the #CA33? Could this be a thing? #caring
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) January 31, 2014
Hell yes, it could!
Can I realistically build a #CA33 campaign around the #CommunityGruelPot? #caring
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) January 31, 2014
Hell yes, you can!
I'd need help from @yesnicksearcy if I took on Sandra Fluke. #CA33
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) January 31, 2014
That would be the most badass campaign team evah.
https://twitter.com/yesnicksearcy/status/429297379573907456
Couldn’t she make an exception, though? Just this once? This isn’t just what the American people want; it’s what they need.
So @FlashReport, should I run in #CA33? #caring
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) January 31, 2014
Doooooo it, Kurt.
We need @KurtSchlichter vs Sandra Fluke in the CA33
— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) January 31, 2014
@AdamBaldwin I can see the @KurtSchlichter ads now – and I'm LMAO. Seriously, he has to run. The lib takedown would be beyond epic.
— PoliGrrl (@PoliGrrl) January 31, 2014
I'll vote for you. RT @KurtSchlichter: Yes, I do. RT @NathanWurtzel: Wait, does @KurtSchlichter live in the Waxman seat? #Caring2014”
— Phineas Fahrquar (@irishspy) January 31, 2014
@KurtSchlichter do it Sir. I'll fundraise out here in Georgia and Alabama
— Mike K (@MJKrause) January 31, 2014
https://twitter.com/jimmiebjr/status/429285278923382785
Why stop at “if”?
Make it a “when.” RT @jimmiebjr: I hear “if”… RT @KurtSchlichter: I'd need help from @yesnicksearcy if I took on Sandra Fluke. #CA33
— Jim Jamitis ???? (@JimJamitis) January 31, 2014
https://twitter.com/RobbieCooper/status/429290778213359616
I think this needs to be a thing. #caring RT @KurtSchlichter: Schlichter v. Fluke in the #CA33? Could this be a thing? #caring
— Calamity J. West (@StevieJWest) January 31, 2014
I, for one, would love to see a Congress that had @KurtSchlichter representing #CA33
— VarkDoc (@BroncosJeff) January 31, 2014
I would (temporarily) return to my home state just to vote for @KurtSchlichter #CA33
— Michele Frost (@michelelfrost) January 31, 2014
@KurtSchlichter if only… go for it!
— Kevin Johnson (@southernrxitguy) January 31, 2014
@KurtSchlichter I would contribute big-time!
— Jon Duke (@jonmduke) January 31, 2014
https://twitter.com/NathanWurtzel/status/429277847338102784
Awww, yeah! And as far as a campaign website is concerned:
https://twitter.com/OhioCoastie/status/429294164761513984
Love it!
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