Oof. Another election, another litany of threats from American liberals vowing to leave the country if a Republican is elected president:
If Romney win I'm leaving the country #Straight?
— Tae (@cantFoolaFoolie) October 4, 2012
https://twitter.com/ashleycameronxx/status/255768908705968129
If Romney wins, im leaving america deadass…
— Sujud Awad Bargouthi (@Judddy95) October 9, 2012
https://twitter.com/JaymzzzC/status/253663002430164992
https://twitter.com/itsTylerBradley/status/255788070127935488
https://twitter.com/mopaynter/status/255810732803911680
Romney get in office, im goin to get my passport.. I'm leaving yall ass..
— Chico. 〽️ (@chicobiggavell) October 9, 2012
We’re sure we’ll miss that guy.
But where will they go?
Many say they will move to Canada if Romney prevails on Election Day next month:
http://twitter.com/CeCeBangin/status/255497312896442368
https://twitter.com/iRockAndRauhl/status/255863953861787648
http://twitter.com/CAShmoney__flow/status/255836729167183873
If Romney wins .. I'm fer sure moving to Canada .
— Baby Hussle (@OhLookItsRaven) October 10, 2012
Is anyone else seriously considering moving to Canada if Romney wins the election?
— кιкι : ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴛᴇʀɴᴀʟ ☾✨ (@namjoons1stlady) October 9, 2012
if mitt romney wins I'm moving to Canada
— mik (@miknuggett) October 4, 2012
If Mitt Romney wins this election, I'm moving to Canada.
— Katy Fincham (@KatyFinch) October 9, 2012
Yeah, Canada here I come RT "@MeltsN_yaMouth: If Romney wins, I'm moving out of the country…"
— Secular and Succulent Reg (@Im_gr8nss) October 1, 2012
If Romney wins I'm moving to Canada #Dumbass
— Jasen Fernsler (@JasenFernsler) October 4, 2012
If Mitt Romney Win , I'm Moving To Canada .
— Chantellaaa ✨? (@NoLove_Given) October 9, 2012
http://twitter.com/_sarahstone/status/255800156233035776
https://twitter.com/hugzforfree/status/255764307831291904
http://twitter.com/killTharris/status/255773161273036803
If Romney wins, I'm moving to Canada on my 18th birthday.
— kween (@___k8__) October 9, 2012
If Mitt Romney wins ? I swear I'm moving to Canada? #TeamObama
— omar. (@ohhhhmar) October 4, 2012
Hosers.
Some are considering England:
https://twitter.com/jenny_coyle/status/253661310921883649
http://twitter.com/amandajanice_/status/255794688685137920
After watching the debate again in polisci I'm moving to England or Canada if Mitt Romney becomes president.
— Talia DiGiulio (@tdigggggs) October 9, 2012
http://twitter.com/Margot_Tatiana/status/253675139256963074
http://twitter.com/SamFishyy/status/253674869919719424
http://twitter.com/Mary_lovexx27/status/253671576552218624
http://twitter.com/DayaGomezHomies/status/254326289765392384
if Romney wins, I'm moving to England.
— ♡ gretchen ♡ (@blessthismess__) October 4, 2012
http://twitter.com/ShelbyLucas2/status/253687453666402304
http://twitter.com/Maddiecox27/status/255646840266035201
Or the greater U.K.:
https://twitter.com/AYO_NikNak/status/253678805686833155
VOTE FOR OBAMA, NOT MITT! This country is going to collapse to pieces if mitt Romney is president. I will move to Scotland if chosen.
— bossybossxox374MTV (@gsantiagoballer) October 4, 2012
https://twitter.com/BiancaTheGeek/status/253687039365636096
If Romney wins, I'm moving back to Scotland @FairweatherBear #justaheadsup #terrified
— Kate Hopkins (@katiekate_93) October 4, 2012
https://twitter.com/kwalsh46/status/255570913267953664
If Romney wins the election, I will move to Scotland.
— Leigh Randleas (@LRandleas) October 5, 2012
I'd rather live in Ireland's horrible economy then live under Romney as president. So if he wins, a select few can visit me in Ireland.
— bróna (@anorb_) October 4, 2012
https://twitter.com/aaaashley_/status/255264881178189824
I wonder how much moving to Ireland or Scottland would cost. Because if Mitt Romney gets elected I'm leaving.
— Lee Harvey Teabag (@Xan_Gogh) October 3, 2012
Italy’s looking pretty good to them, too:
I'm probably gonna move to Italy if Romney wins I look lik Mario they'll lik me ova dere
— IG 4thmuthafuker (@4thmuthafuker) October 2, 2012
If Romney get in office im leaving to Italy. Screw this
— Daqualah simpkins (@TheeConscious) October 9, 2012
https://twitter.com/Jess_Jadexo/status/255654397588160512
https://twitter.com/keytoluxury/status/253683641484443650
I'm moving to Italy if Romney win; Italian men love black girls
— illest ice™ (@iamDynastyCold) October 4, 2012
It’s worth noting that those who escape to Italy will avoid the second coming of Mussolini:
https://twitter.com/PirateWench/status/255752621774733312
Australia also holds a lot of promise:
Im moving to Australia if Romney wins.
— ash ? (@pinkhoneyyyyy) October 4, 2012
http://twitter.com/blueyedbri/status/255837724840435712
http://twitter.com/ya_PHILme/status/255736799236874240
http://twitter.com/lexi_lou628/status/253666628158509056
If Mitt Romney wins I'm moving to Canada….or Australia
— Jessica (@Miss_Jay17) October 9, 2012
http://twitter.com/ChloeCrowdes/status/253692073864204289
http://twitter.com/maura_xox/status/253533076146253824
http://twitter.com/IAm_YoungDread/status/253688642625761280
Good point. Romney wants to send people back to the cotton fields, after all.
http://twitter.com/_KidFolarin/status/253666704670986242
OBAMA IS BLACK.
ROMNEY IS WHITE.
IM MOVING TO AUSTRALIA.— Molly Singleton ☾ (@MollySingleton3) October 4, 2012
Wait … what?
http://twitter.com/Dex3Mariee/status/253665238568816640
If Romney wins this election I'm moving to Australia for 4 years because last time Bush took it nobody said shit but me and Jesse Jackson
— Chris setitoff jones (@ChrisJones205) October 2, 2012
If Romney is elected, I'm moving to Australia.
— Bradley Ray (@TheBradleyRay) October 4, 2012
https://twitter.com/sydneycarrr/status/253643996319064064
https://twitter.com/Oh_me_so_HORNEy/status/253599570309808128
If Romney wins this election I'm moving to Australia for 4 years because last time Bush took it nobody said shit but me and Jesse Jackson
— Chris setitoff jones (@ChrisJones205) October 2, 2012
And how about New Zealand (where, incidentally, the prime minister is a member of the conservative National Party)?
http://twitter.com/luciouslyrical/status/253689413459120129
http://twitter.com/JoseAmbuervo/status/253704731669704704
http://twitter.com/LICK_HER_OREOS/status/254631579186515968
If Romney wins this election, I'm moving to New Zealand because this fucker is not taking away the shit that I believe in.
— Candice J (@Cannadiss) October 4, 2012
If Mitt Romney is the next president of the United States, you better believe I'm moving to New Zealand! #OBAMA2012
— kibbles (@kyybs) October 4, 2012
http://twitter.com/kittyprincessxo/status/253238157275979776
http://twitter.com/lovingschneider/status/253667338388393984
Charming.
Many see Mexico as a safe haven away from all the inevitable right-wing oppression that will ensue if Romney wins:
https://twitter.com/EdFoo89/status/255808422157615104
https://twitter.com/Taylor_Gang69/status/255810066576445442
I'd rather be homeless in Mexico than live in the USA if Romney is elected.
— ? (@huumble) October 10, 2012
https://twitter.com/SheBanging__/status/255868039441031169
https://twitter.com/RaunchyHoran/status/255880324448407552
https://twitter.com/FCK_Youux5/status/255850701022969856
And it’s important not to overlook Cuba, that steady beacon of freedom in a sea of political turmoil:
If Romney is elected, me voy pa cuba.
— kenshin rurouni (@JosneryRossjr) October 4, 2012
https://twitter.com/_JulianGallego/status/253691620015341570
If Mitt Romney wins I'm moving to Cuba
— Toño DeLaCity (@DeLaCity415) October 4, 2012
https://twitter.com/_JennAyyyy/status/255738410558443520
If Mitt Romney becomes president we all might as well move to Cuba.
— danielle (@D_Smithh8) October 9, 2012
https://twitter.com/Stephywuuut/status/253660646862901249
https://twitter.com/IAMLexxie/status/255426467951960064
If romney becum president im movin out da usa, shit send me to cuba w fidell and his bro idgaf
— dirtyjerzee_ (@ICHASECHINKS_) October 3, 2012
A few Twitterers believe that these kinds of threats are empty ones:
https://twitter.com/JDermody96/status/255805409447772160
https://twitter.com/BrittneyDuhh4L/status/255847852725653504
But these people aren’t drama queens; they’re dead-set on getting the heck outta Dodge — and off of Earth:
If Romney gets elected. I'm living on the moon.
— Arica (@Aricalovesyou) October 4, 2012
Who's down with moving to the moon if #Romney wins?
— ?‘Lost Island’ Out on ALL platforms‼️ (@Lwren_Vr) October 4, 2012
https://twitter.com/tijhanalivehard/status/253678375640657921
If romney wins I'm moving to the moon bitch
— Shia LaBustDown (@WorldWarLean) October 4, 2012
Mit Romney is legit a fucking retard. If he's president I'm moving to the moon ok.
— rachel (@fourhes) October 4, 2012
They must really want to leave; even Ernie, who’s pals with Romney victim Big Bird, admits he’d never want to live on the moon.
We hear Mars is lovely this time of year, too.
If romney wins we r allllll fucked im moving to mars
— Q ????? (@IfuckedUrMomz) October 9, 2012
https://twitter.com/danielleflann/status/256013924258955264
I'm moving to mars.. People are stupid! .. WTF IS NEXT ROMNEY FOR PRESIDENT ?! The world is coming to an end! #GirlBye
— JadeJanelle, LE (@jadejanelle) October 5, 2012
https://twitter.com/CallMejazz__/status/253701971071074305
Don’t forget to pack the lady parts!
https://twitter.com/melissabeaird/status/253670576600788992
https://twitter.com/SmilinIsBetter/status/253699900355784706
https://twitter.com/Chelseaaaface/status/255193043702005760
If Romney get elected because not enough of you muthafuckas vote I'm moving to Mars
— IG tha_ugly_friend (@Tatted_Ratchet) October 3, 2012
https://twitter.com/fabul0usb0yz/status/253673034559414272
Ground control to Major Tom: Your circuit’s dead.
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