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Let the record show that Principled Politician Charlie Crist would veto the pro-life bill Ron DeSantis just signed into law

Here at Twitchy, when we’ve discussed what Ron DeSantis is up against in the Florida gubernatorial election, we’ve focused mainly on Democrat Nikki Fried. But it’s important to keep in mind that she’s not the only Democrat who thinks they’ve got what it takes to take down DeSantis.

Remember Charlie Crist? Yeah, he may be down — way, way, way down — but he’s not ready to be out just yet. He still thinks he’s got a shot at victory, bless his heart. And while nothing he’s said or done yet has really managed to move the needle, he’s gonna keep giving it the ol’ college try.

Which, at least today, means responding to Ron DeSantis signing a bill that bans abortion after 15 weeks of pregnancy. Take it away, Charlie!

Are women suddenly not free to reproduce under this new law? Also, we’re not quite sure what’s unconstitutional about making it more difficult to kill an innocent person, but then, we can’t remember the last time Charlie Crist said something that made sense. Maybe it was the last time Charlie Crist said he was pro-life?

He did say that:

“Charlie Crist is pro-life.” And George likes his chicken spicy.

Charlie should try keeping his thoughts to himself for a change. At this point, it could only help him.

Anything for a vote. Literally anything.

He totally would.

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Florida Dem gubernatorial hopeful Charlie Crist decides that the best way to defeat Ron DeSantis is to … adopt Ron DeSantis’ policies

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