Well, it was one hundred years in the making, but at last, China can hold their centennial celebration of the founding of the CCP.

The media have been holding their own little parties over the past few days, of course.

But those don’t even come close to Chinese President Xi Jinping’s unbridled enthusiasm:

Warning about the opposition to the CCP getting their heads bashed in in Tiananmen Square is just *chef’s kiss*. What a nice touch.

Basically.

Oh, no need to worry, President Xi. Our “anti-China force” is busy with far more important things:

Very well, we’re sure.