Attention, everybody. Racial harmony is at our fingertips … literally. And it’s all thanks to Cadbury’s:

And not a moment too soon!

Does it matter? The point is that it’s all going to be OK now. At least in India, which is the only place the Unity Bar is currently available.

Well, not entirely

Hey, you know what? It does.

Uh-oh …

To be fair, though, nobody really likes white chocolate.

So guess it all evens out in the end.