No matter how rough or insane your life might be right now, at least you aren’t Jeffrey Epstein. No, not that Jeffrey Epstein … this one:
Friends: So Jeffrey, how was your weekend?
— Jeffrey R Epstein (@EpsteinJeffrey) August 11, 2019
what the heck?
— PopARTtees (@PopARTmerch) August 11, 2019
— A Bot Got Yitz (@MeerkatYitz) August 12, 2019
— EducatëdHillbilly™ (@RobProvince) August 12, 2019
Damn. That sucks!
— Brian Johnson (@EchoSevenJ) August 11, 2019
That is pretty unfortunate, sorry man.
— Sam Carter (@Cartarsauce) August 11, 2019
you'd think they'd notice that you're still alive but uhh
— ?️?ＳＰＡＣＥＤＡＤＥＣＡＰＳ ?️? (@SuperSpacedad) August 12, 2019
This is way worse than the era of people thinking I was Roy Moore’s wife
— Kayla Moore VanHoose (@kaylamoore) August 12, 2019
As unfortunate names go that might be the top of the list. Unless some crazed millenial parents named their kid Thanos.
— Big John 23 (@BigJohn2310) August 11, 2019
If you see this man, run. pic.twitter.com/t71zPflBpR
— Michael Knowles (@michaeljknowles) August 11, 2019
We see what you did there, Michael.
But there’s actually a serious lesson in this:
This is a nice example of why doxxing is a bad move. The internet mistakes identities way too often.
— Cavy (@_cavy_) August 12, 2019
At least you've got a sense of humor about it. ?
— Silas Hunter (@SilasHunter_) August 12, 2019
Suppose you’ve got to in a situation like this.
I guess I should appreciate all the RIPs, but I’m not dead. And I’m still *not* THAT Jeffrey Epstein.
— Jeffrey R Epstein (@EpsteinJeffrey) August 10, 2019