If grownups start losing interest in Beto O’Rourke, at least he can still count on Fellow Kids to come to his parties:

Maybe no one asked him because he was the creepy guy who liked to fantasize about running kids over with his car.


So it wasn’t a total loss for her or for Beto, then. It was for us, though. Because we totally lost our lunch.

Now there’s a thought. Why’s he always wearing the exact same outfit?




‘Shameless’: Beto O’Rourke goes *there* with Donald Trump on illegal immigration — and caps it off with a bald-faced lie