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'Gag': Beto O'Rourke fields prom invitation from teenage fangirl and it's just 'really strange' [pics, video]

If grownups start losing interest in Beto O’Rourke, at least he can still count on Fellow Kids to come to his parties:

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Maybe no one asked him because he was the creepy guy who liked to fantasize about running kids over with his car.

Awww.

So it wasn’t a total loss for her or for Beto, then. It was for us, though. Because we totally lost our lunch.

Now there’s a thought. Why’s he always wearing the exact same outfit?

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Probably.

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Related:

‘Shameless’: Beto O’Rourke goes *there* with Donald Trump on illegal immigration — and caps it off with a bald-faced lie

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