If grownups start losing interest in Beto O’Rourke, at least he can still count on Fellow Kids to come to his parties:

Maybe no one asked him because he was the creepy guy who liked to fantasize about running kids over with his car.

Awww.

So it wasn’t a total loss for her or for Beto, then. It was for us, though. Because we totally lost our lunch.

Now there’s a thought. Why’s he always wearing the exact same outfit?

Probably.

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