As you’re no doubt aware — and have been for some time — Cory Booker is incredibly annoying. But did you know he’s also painfully, hilariously square? Writer Anna Fitzpatrick took one for the team and went back through some of Booker’s previously unsung greatest hits, and boy, did she find some gems.

It really is:

Dear God.

Snort.

Some stuff just cannot be defended.

Well, it’s sure as hell grounds to make fun of him!

Parting food coffee for thought:

We can only imagine.