It’s been nearly a week since Beto O’Rourke went down in flames. That’s more than enough time for him to process his feelings and share them with his cheer squad:

Oh, it’s pretty extraordinary, all right. Pretty extraordinary in terms of its cringeworthiness.

It really is. But it’s good enough for his Fan Club:

At least as far as his ego is concerned. Beto O’Rourke more than meets that requirement.

Swoon! Swoon for Beto! And then send him money.

Yeah, we cried, too. Hysterical laughter can have that effect.