Real life not weird enough for you? No worries. Pro-wrestler Bill Goldberg is here to fix that:

Well, yeah. Wait … what?

Thank goodness for screenshots, right? Otherwise, we might’ve missed this:

Lots to unpack there.

Our thoughts exactly. What the hell is going on?

If you believe Bill Goldberg, this was just another case of a celebrity’s Twitter account getting hacked:

Obviously.

Y’all satisfied with that explanation?

Can’t wait to see who his hacker targets next!