At least right now, one thing America really sucks at is being like Europe.

And that’s a really, really good thing:

Gee, what could possibly go wrong?

Question:

This is all they’ve got:

So, picking on someone constitutes a hate crime in Scotland? Good Lord.

We’ll also accept “downright creepy.”

And that’s the police’s business because … ?

No kidding.

And they just keep pouring more gasoline on it.

Related:

That’s not a bad idea.