Gizmodo’s Matt Novak has a big beef with this piece at The Federalist:

Because The Federalist is a real bastion of male chauvinism, you guys:

Excellent question, Matt. Truly.

Wow. What’s the deal with that ratio, huh?

Oh:

That’s too much work.

Seriously:

Gosh, Matt. That’s embarrassing, isn’t it?

It’s true.

Not as of this post’s publication, no. But he did tweet this:

Mkaaaaay.

Next time, Matt, just crawl into a cave. That would be much more dignified.

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with an additional tweet.